Dial-a-Llama

You guys like my new shoe?

+ heated

+ fashionable

+ ethical fur

- bites me

Atlantis loves watching master @quiddie at work.

check out the size of this thing!!

is this perhaps a bug ?

verdict: yeah i don't know what to do here, is bug is not bug ? like they are very clearly labeled bug so maybe is bug

> very small

> beady black eyes

yes. this is a bug.

I was so concerned when I couldn’t find Bug. The problem was I was looking at the floor and not near the ceiling. I did not know she could do this

#i don't think she's aware she could do this either#i think she's still unaware

Caraway has discovered his purpose in life, and that is Being Petted.

He will hiss and then he will chirp and the moment you touch him the joyous writhing begins. His reason for existing is "receive love"

Strange to think that 2 days ago he was probably some utterly feral little barn cat who hid in a car engine, was kidnapped by a giant monster and then a different set of giants started grooming him and feeding him by hand and he was warm and safe and full.

And if you will not pet him, he will do it himself

Half the staff already want to keep him as the "up front" hospital cat, as The Menace is too feisty to fill that roll

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

Chiefcake’s happy binkies are of great interest to the kitten

smol seester not as smol.

?how stop?? still tinee. But longer.

I hate to tell you, my friend, but little kitties:

grow into big kitties:

That's how it's supposed to go. It means she's growing up and you're doing a good job being her big brother. ❤️

?legal???!?

required by law, in fact

apparuntly I wuz smol once?!?

"Mama, uppies!" does not always go as planned

#do you still give him uppies?

Of course I do. I love my wobbly genius son

Even if he hides the genius well sometimes

[Video description: three kittens, a mother cat, and a human baby crowd around a small white plastic water fountain on the floor. Both the kittens and the baby bat curiously at the water. The audio is the cats meowing and a song playing softly from another room. End desc.

Added in the reblog are screenshotted tags reading "#ough, #many babies" in all caps. End ID]

here is a picture of my cats that i am blazing in the hopes that it displaces a marginally more annoying blazed post you could've had instead. enjoy!

BREAKING NEWS: cozy time

3 weeks old today and 1.1 pounds!

who was eating kittens at the meeting

Foster mom was snuggling the kitten during our union zoom meeting and, as one must with fat fluffy kittens, was pretending to nom their little round fluffy heads.

“Dis dog, my best friend! Dog Dog Dog! I wuv dog!”

Dinnertime (Unmute !)