Dial-a-Llama

things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

conclusion: he's bad at this <3

he's the protagonist that we spend 200 episodes with and anytime we get a physical description of him it's "he looks Bad. so bad that if you say 'I saw a guy who looks bad' then that could only mean our jonathan. sickly and creepy and tired and injured and scrawny and increasingly scarred." and then we get what is maybe a physical description of him in the sequel show and in addition to "Extremely Bad" we get "he looks like a weird pervert with a flower fetish so deranged that it required court ordered psychiatric intervention."

the vast

Bet he didn't saw that coming

Can I rest now? 😭

[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]

This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️

[VD: A grayscale Magnus Archives animatic of Jon and Gerry talking in episode 111 of The Magnus Archives. Gerry, a ghostly goth, and Jon, a thin brown man in a graphic T-shirt, sit together at a table. Gerry says scornfully, "Playing politics with things they didn’t understand. Reckoned her tradition was less the academic and more the, uh…" Jon offers dryly, "V-Village witch?"

Gerry laughs, pleased, and asks, "You sure you don’t know her?" He sighs, sobers, and says, "Yeah. But deep down what she wanted wasn’t all that different from the ivory tower idiots she hated. Y’know, I think, secretly, she dreamed of starting a little mystic dynasty of her own." He grimaces. "With me."

Jon says a little eagerly, "Like the, the Lukases? Or the Fairchilds?" Gerry corrects, "Well, Fairchild’s just a name, they’re not really family." Then he does a finger gun and says, "The Lukases, though, yeah."

He turns away, pensive and frowning, and says, "Thing is, it’s harder than it looks. What’s out there… doesn’t care about blood." Jon, grinning a little, says, "Well, I-I mean, except for the vampires…" Gerry scowls, "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." Jon looks abashed, and Gerry looks down sorrowfully to say, "But they care about your choices, your fears, not your parents." End VD]

[ID: A still of the scene where Gerry scowls and says "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires" to an embarrassed Jon. End ID]

TMA Buns AU where human JMart got transported to bunnyverse and are now bunnies.

TMA AU where jon comes back from america with a really tacky hot topic ring on his ring finger. months later someone finally asks and hes just like. oh, yeah, i married gerard keay in las vegas. he wanted to spit on his eugenics obsessed homophobic mothers grave one more time. dont think its legally binding since he was dead at the time, but i changed keay to sims in all his database cross-references in honor of his decision. trevor herbert and julia mauntauk were our witnesses - oh, they’re avatars of the hunt now, by the way. very close father-daughter relationship, it was really sweet to see once they stopped holding us hostage. trevor gave a really nice best man speech, i was touched. julia let me wear her leather jacket for the ceremony so gerry and i could match. one of the anatomy students was there, and later i got a congratulations card from nikola orsinov,,, actually, i have the wedding party on tape, as well as the screaming phone call i got from elias ten minutes later do you want to listen to it

What do you MEAN you don't write to your mom about your murders what kind of shit murderer are you

Tim and Jon, high on CO2 and limping away from worms in the tunnels: 

SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE ARCHIVES! SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!

Funny episode when I first heard it, absolutely hiLARIOUS episode in retrospect.

I am blessed to forget what the facial expression Jon makes in that last panel looks like so every time i see it i am greeted with a truly wondrous reminder

I implore you to imagine jon panicking during his first interview for research and forgetting elias’ name, only for his brain to get stuck on the first surname that comes to mind in regards to the institute. 

jon: thank you for the opportunity, mr. magnus

jon internally: wait

jonah, experiencing total heart failure as this random traumatized interviewee starts sweating bullets: what did you just call me