Scowl's Moving Castle

This is so pleasant

By Laura Wangerin

You don’t have to have a heart to know that Hart Hanson is a visionary. 

Today’s Classic: Tenax Vitae Sculpture by Rinaldo Carnielo(1853-1910)

WHY DIDN’T I LEARN ABOUT THIS IN ART HISTORY

supervillan skeleton

oh my fucking GOD THIS IS GENIUS

fialleril

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel* OHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

from my rotten body flowers will grow