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I love Daggers-as-Siblings AU's (with IceMav as the Parents)...especially when it comes to Hangman and Phoenix.

Like Hangman will tease and taunt Phoenix, as any big brother would do to their younger sister - but he will not mess with her beyond that.

Because this is the girl who shaved his eyebrows while he was sleeping.

This is the girl he's lost every single bet to.

This is the girl who would steal his phone and change Rooster's ringtone to something by Barry White (he could never figure out how to change it back so Ice or Mav had to force her to change it back for him).

...But this is also the kid sister who punched a boy in the face for calling her brother a f*ggot.

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(IceMav as Dagger Parents AU) Maverick(hanging up the phone):...Goose says that Natasha, Callie and Bob are welcome to come over, and Jake is welcome to come over as long as he's nice to Bradley and they don't fight and start World War 3. Iceman:...So Jake can't come over. Maverick: Jake can't come over.

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Maverick(to Ice): If you and I go off on assignments at the same time and we both die, the kids'll be all alone. And I don't think they'll put themselves to bed at a reasonable hour, y'know?

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(another IceMav!Parents and Young Kids!Daggers AU) Iceman:...I failed you kids. If you grow up dumb, it's my fault. Natasha(about Mav): I mean, it's not like Dad brought a ton to the table. Jake: A distinct odor? Maverick: Okay, thank you. Ice, our kids are mean - to me right now. But they turned out pretty good. We're not saying they didn't turn out pretty good, right? Iceman: They're still young. It could go either way.

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Iceman(seething-mad at Maverick, his teeth clenched):...Kids. Bed. NOW. I want to talk to your father. Maverick(suddenly terrified): - No, kids, stay! Please stay...! Iceman: Go! Go! Maverick(same time): Stay. Stay! Iceman: You go! Maverick: BRADLEY STAY! Iceman: - NOW! Maverick: - JAKE DON'T MOVE! Iceman: - YOU GO! Maverick: - NATASHA STAY! Iceman: - GET OUT OF HERE! Maverick: - DON'T LEAVE ME! Iceman: - OUT! (the kids finally rush off to their rooms while Ice and Mav are fighting, but they overhear the end of the fight) Iceman:...Oh, I'm so mad I could STOMP! Young Jake(calling out to him): Do it, Dad! Do the stompy-dance! Young Natasha(listening):...He's doing it! Iceman(to Maverick, as he stomps away): DON'T-BOTHER-BRINGING-THE MISTLETOE-TO BED!...But DO bring me a snack! CHOCOLATE! (Ice slams their bedroom door and Mav sighs and hangs his head)

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Okay but picture if you will:

During Mav and Bradley’s estrangement, a one night stand of Bradley’s gets pregnant without his knowledge. 9 months later, the girl comes back and basically says, “Here, this is yours” and fucks off, leaving Bradley with this baby and a lot of pink, frilly stuff for said baby.

Later, when Mav and Bradley reconcile, Bradley tells him about the baby.

Cue Mav, screaming: “ICE! WE HAVE A GRANDCHILD!” Ice reacts accordingly. With tears.

Bradley brings the child - who’s now maybe… let’s say 5 - to meet her grandpas. Maverick and Ice are nervous wrecks all day because what if she doesn’t like them?

Bradley and child arrive. Bradley says, “This is so and so. So and so, this is”

And this child, who is still nameless in my mind, interrupts when she sees Mav and says-

“MAV!”

Because look me in the eye and tell me that the many adventures of Iceman and Maverick wouldn’t be standard bedtime story material for any child belonging to Bradley Bradshaw.

Jake’s there too for no other reason than I’m a slut for hangster and girl dads.

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