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xForeverYoursx on AO3! She/Her. Multifandom blog. Major fandoms in my life currently are Community (NEWEST OBSESSION! Yes I got here late, but better late than never), Our Flag Means Death, 911, Percy Jackson, Top Gun/Top Gun Maverick, Doctor Who, Good Omens, and DC (specifically Batfam stuff). I love 80's movies!!! I love Found Family dynamics, those are like crack to me. My favourite actor is Tom Cruise. I love musicals, gay ships, superheroes, Shakespeare plays, gothy and macabre stuff.I don't read nearly as much as I should but I love classic literature. I also love classic TV shows and movies. I adore Incorrect Quotes, you will definitely see a lot of those here.
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(IceMav!Parents to Young!Daggers AU - Natasha gets in trouble at school for fighting)
Iceman: Natasha, what on Earth would make you wanna hit someone?
Jake(smirks): It's her way of showing affection. Natasha(to Jake): Yeah, that's right. Now why don't you come over here for a little hug?
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#daggers as young kids#icemav#dagger squad#hangman & phoenix#original: reba#tom kazansky#iceman kazansky#jake seresin#natasha trace#hangman seresin#phoenix trace
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Phoenix:...So I hear Rooster's banned you from going to baseball games with him from now on. Hangman: Well, apparently continuously yelling "YOU'RE KILLIN' ME SMALLS!" at every batter that strikes out is not appreciated by people sitting around you who have never seen "The Sandlot." Phoenix: And the people who have...? Hangman: Yeah, they didn't like it either. Baseball fans are mean. Phoenix:...You just really don't like going to baseball games do you? Hangman: ..... Hangman: I TRIED, but it's SO boring, oh my God...!
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#dagger squad#hangman & phoenix#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#jake seresin#natasha trace#bradley bradshaw#hangman seresin#rooster bradshaw#phoenix trace
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Phoenix(to Hangman): You're getting back together with your ex-girlfriend?! Hangman: I'm not saying we're getting married, but we're giving this thing a shot. There was only one problem with her and she's getting that fixed with therapy. Phoenix: Uh, how does she fix not being Rooster? Hangman: No no no no no. With Bradshaw there are problems all the time. You see how we get along. We're a mess!...And it's because of him. Everybody knows I'm great. Phoenix: You're just using your ex-girlfriend so you don't have to deal with your feelings for Bradley. You're afraid. Hangman: Trust me, okay? What I'm doing is the best thing for Bradley. Because I would make him miserable! Phoenix: But you just said you were so great! Hangman: Okay, if you're gonna listen to everything I say, we cannot have a conversation...!
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#hangman & phoenix#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#bird buddies#original: melissa & joey#jake seresin#hangman seresin#natasha trace#phoenix trace#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw
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(at the Hard Deck, Hangman is getting hit on by a woman and is NOT interested, so he texts a quick “911” to Phoenix) Phoenix(storming over to Hangman):…What the hell, Jake?! Who’s home with our kids?! Hangman(snaps his fingers): Damn, I knew I forgot somethin’…! (Phoenix pulls him away) Hangman(to Phoenix, as they're walking away):...You're officially my bestest friend in the whole wide world - don't tell Javy.
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#dagger squad#hangman & phoenix#jake seresin#hangman seresin#natasha trace#phoenix trace
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(at Jake's family farm) Rooster(watching a goat butting into other goat, trying to pick fights):...What's that one's name? Hangman(grins): Oh, him? I named him "Rooster". Rooster: Funny....Wait, what about the actual rooster? Hangman: You mean "Foghorn Leghorn"? Rooster: Of course. (hearing a slight ruckus, they both look over to the chicken coop, where a chicken is chasing away the rooster, and is clearly scaring some of the goats) Rooster: Dare I ask - ? Hangman(grins): - Don't tell Phoenix.
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#dagger squad#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#hangman & phoenix#jake seresin#hangman seresin#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#natasha trace#phoenix trace
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I love Daggers-as-Siblings AU's (with IceMav as the Parents)...especially when it comes to Hangman and Phoenix.

Like Hangman will tease and taunt Phoenix, as any big brother would do to their younger sister - but he will not mess with her beyond that.

Because this is the girl who shaved his eyebrows while he was sleeping.

This is the girl he's lost every single bet to.

This is the girl who would steal his phone and change Rooster's ringtone to something by Barry White (he could never figure out how to change it back so Ice or Mav had to force her to change it back for him).

...But this is also the kid sister who punched a boy in the face for calling her brother a f*ggot.

#top gun au's#hangman & phoenix#daggers as siblings#young daggers#daggers as young kids#icemav family#natasha trace#jake seresin#hangaroo#hangster#top gun maverick#dagger squad
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Penny: And the Hard Deck Award for "Boss Ass Bitch" goes to... Hangman & Phoenix(both anxious, gritting their teeth): COME ON COME ON.... Penny: - Admiral Iceman Kazansky! Hangman: GODDAMNIT! - I mean, congratulations, sir. Phoenix(grumbles): Every damn year... Iceman: *smirks at them as he goes to get his little homemade trophy, then smacks Mav on the butt and they leave* Hangman(whines): He's just so damn cool...!
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#dagger squad#hangman & phoenix#tom kazansky#iceman kazansky#Ice will always be The King#icemav#jake seresin#hangman seresin#natasha trace#phoenix trace#penny benjamin#pete mitchell#maverick mitchell
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Rooster: I'm sorry. Hangman: You've been many things in the time I've known you, Bradshaw. 'Sorry' has never been one of them. Rooster: Well, it should've been. I promise you I have seen the error of my ways. Hangman:...Phoenix hit you, didn't she? Rooster: She did, yes....several times. Hangman: So really, you're just apologizing to me in hopes that I can call her off. Rooster:....That, and I also love you. Hangman(smirks): Well, so which is it more, Bradley? Your love for me or your fear of her? Rooster: Can't I love you and fear her equally?
#incorrect quotes#btw he can and he does#top gun maverick#bird buddies#hangman & phoenix#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#jake seresin#hangman seresin#natasha trace#phoenix trace
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(Mpreg-involved. Hangman just found out he’s pregnant and is freaking out about it to Phoenix)
Phoenix: Wait, so - who’s the father? Y’know, the other father, I mean. (Hangman closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in and out, then opens his eyes and Looks at her) Phoenix: Oh……your baby's gonna be born with a moustache!!!
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#mpreg-involved#hangman & phoenix#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#jake seresin#hangman seresin#natasha trace#phoenix trace#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw
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(Rooster has a date at the Hard Deck, and Hangman is well...) Phoenix(gasps):...You're JEALOUS! Hangman(clearly jealous): I am NOT jealous. And I'll tell you why I'm jealous - Because I'm not jealous! Phoenix: You're not making any sense. Hangman:  - Oh and all of a sudden you're the President of Things that Make Sense?!
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#hangman & phoenix#jealous!hangman#original: will & grace#jake seresin#natasha trace#bradey bradshaw#hangman seresin#phoenix trace#rooster bradshaw
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(While Rooster is singing and playing the piano - somewhat woefully - at The Hard Deck) Phoenix: Hangman... Hangman(drinking a beer): Hmm...? Phoenix: Rooster is playing "Shape of My Heart" by the Backstreet Boys on the piano. Hangman: I noticed that. Phoenix: Look, I don't know what he did, but could you just forgive him already? He's bringing the whole place down! Hangman: He ate the last of my Oreos. I was saving those Oreos for a special occasion, Phoenix. Those were important Oreos. (Phoenix sighs as they listen to Rooster playing the boyband ballad) Phoenix:...I'm guessing you're also holding out on him too? Hangman: Very. IMPORTANT. Oreos.
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#dagger squad#hangman & phoenix#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#natasha trace#phoenix trace#jake seresin#hangman seresin#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw
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Phoenix:...Some guy insults Rooster and you just let him do it? Thought you Texas guys stood up for your women and menfolk. Hangman: Phoenix, please - I think I've evolved past my rustic upbringing. Phoenix: Sorry. Hangman: On the other hand, that low-down pole-cat done wrong my man. Rooster deserves better. When we buy the Planter's Deluxe Mix, he eats all the Brazil nuts, so I don't have to look at them...He's a unique blend of saint and squirrel. Phoenix: Yep, that he is. Hangman: I'm a callous egomaniac. He's gonna leave me. Phoenix: No, he won't. Hangman: No, he won't. I'm great.
#incorrect quotes#top gun maverick#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#hangman & phoenix#original: the big bang theory#jake seresin#natasha trace#bradley bradshaw#hangman seresin#phoenix trace#rooster bradshaw
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