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Joss Whedon: *holds Hulk and Black Widow toys*
Joss Whedon: *squeaky 'girly' voice* Oh, Bruce! You saved me!!
Joss Whedon: *low 'manly' voice* Stay away from me, Natasha! I'm a monster!!
Joss Whedon: *squeaky 'girly' voice* Me too, Bruce! Let's runaway together! I adore you!!!
Joss Whedon: *smashes toys together and makes kissing noises*
Marvel executives: ...
Marvel executives: ...
Joss Whedon: What? It's totally canon.
Marvel executives: But what about Hawkeye?
Joss Whedon: *points at doll house no one had ever seen before* He's obviously secretly married and with children.
Marvel executives: but what about Betty Ross?
Joss Whedon: Who the hell is that?
Marvel executives: Bruce's great love who-
Joss Whedon: Now you are just making things up to ruin my fun!!!!!
Joss Whedon: *throws toys to the floor and stomps out crying*
Marvel executives: ...
Russo Brothers: *deep long sigh*
Russo Brothers: *start picking up*
Russo Brothers: Just let him do whatever. We'll fix his mess later while he's napping.