endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes
I like the fact that his advice to Miles can be summed up as ‘DON’T REPEAT MY MISTAKES’
Spider-Dad
That explains the terrible puns O.O
And a helluva lot less creepy than Wolverine’s mentorship.
Wolverine is the last person in the world who should be teaching anyone anything
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
That said if we learned anything from Spiderman and the X-men it’s that Spiderman should not be employed as a teacher either
Hey, I read that one. He did a good job. Well, passable. Literally all the shit that happened to his class was either outside his control or someone else’s fault. I mean, a science fair turning into a fight against Deathbird and Symbiote Broods? That was on Beast. And the trip to the museum and everything after was just bad timing and bad luck. Or just another day in the life of Spiderman. But hey at least his X-kids got to experience life and death battles motivated by plain old villainy for the first time. Their enemies just wanted them dead for the sake of wanting them dead instead of hate or intolerance or a friend decided to be evil this week. And they were so nice by the end. He did that.
True but Spiderman is a magnet for doom, no matter what he is doing the universe will throw something weird and terrible his way…like the science fair symbiote invasion or being kidnapped by the Chameleon to star in Mojo’s bizarre television universe
This is wonderful. This is why we love adult Spider-Man