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@schwifty-rick / schwifty-rick.tumblr.com

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Commission for the lovely @the-dimension-where-rickmorty ! Thank you so much for giving me such a cool concept to write about, and thanks so much for the support. I was absolutely over the moon into this prompt. I hope you enjoy :’)

Summary:  It’s been weeks since Morty first saw the ad. Lonely? Looking for companionship? Talk to one of our real girls today! Available 24/7, round the clock – He clicks away. He doesn’t need the kind of companionship that sex offers. Not anymore.

Click the link above to read the full fic! 

Anyone else who may be interested in commissions can check out this page for reference. My inbox is always open (:

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Hello everyone! I know I haven’t been as active on here lately, but that’s because I’ve been spending a lot of time working on a super rad project.

Both me, futagogo, and @isadoraarkham have been working tirelessly to help provide you all with volume two of our exclusive, one-of-a-kind nsfw rm zine! We’re really proud of the submissions we received, and couldn’t help but share some of the work that will be featured in a few teasers ;)

This volume will essentially be double the size of the first, with 75+ pages of never before seen artwork from over 40 different artists. Free sticker sheets will also be provided with each purchase!

Preorders open on December 15th 2017 and will remain open for about a month so there’s plenty of time to snag a copy! (150 copies will be available in the first printing.) If you or anyone you know is interested in purchasing a copy, feel free to message me for more information or follow us on twitter (@97YearsOfRM) for all of the latest updates and announcements!~

Please spread the word so that anyone who may be interested won’t miss out!

Thank you so much (:

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Anonymous asked:

you know that post you made abt rickmorty being problematic and ppl pretending it isn't? fuckinnn,,, I LOVE the fact that rickmorty is problematic and abusive and fucked up, hell I probably wouldn't even ship it if it was a normal healthy unrelated thing. we gotta embrace this kinda stuff, you know?

Bahaha yeah, I made that post a while ago on a whim and I guess it resonates with a lot of people which pleases me!

Honestly, I think fluff is fine and dandy and has it’s place, but I also think it’s extremely important to be aware of what their relationship entails. It really doesn’t have a happy ending, and it’s one borne from manipulation, desperation, and weakness.

It’s codependence, and it’s super unhealthy. Obviously out of the two, Rick is much more unhealthy for Morty than visa versa, but we’re really seeing Morty fire back at Rick this season. Makes me think back to season one when Rick warned Morty not to get too cocky.

I think the show’s writers know their audience very well. They know a lot of people ship them, hell, they bait it often and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

But one thing they always make sure to point out is that shit is toxic, and unsustainable. I’m honestly curious to see where their relationship will go (in the show), because honestly it seems to be traveling downhill fast. What’s it all leading to?

I’m personally hoping for a nice, primal instincts brawl between them both. Purge, mother fuckers, purge.

But yeah, I really love all of the options we have with this season, all the different forms of dependence and unhealthy coping (from everyone in the Smith family). It’s a psychologists playground.

Thanks for the ask, sorry to turn it into a novel, but yes, I feel ya fam.

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Don’t know where this came from but oh well. First thing I’ve written in months.

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"Do you love me?" Morty asks one day.

Rick pauses, turns to look at his grandson. His mouth's already open with some half hearted insult hanging at the tip of his tongue until he catches the look on Morty's face. He's stern, determined, and shaking. Like he's worked up the courage to ask this all day. Maybe longer. And Rick doesn't know what it is that makes him answer honestly, but he does.

"Sometimes," he admits, eyes hardening. He's not sure if he's reassuring Morty or himself at this point, because it's terrifying to think that  Rick doesn't love him since they've been fucking for months. "When my control slips."

Morty smiles, and it's bittersweet because he knows this is all they'll ever be, yet somehow... "Sometimes is enough."

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Potentially Unpopular Opinion: I’m honestly getting pretty tired of people pretending that our ship isn’t problamatic.

News flash: it is.

It’s problamatic as all hell. It’s downright disgusting. We know this. We need to own this shit. I want to read more fics that explore the problamatic aspects of the ship. I want to feel Rick’s utter self loathing as he jerks off at night, tipping back bottle after bottle hoping he can forget his fucked up desires. 

I want Morty worrying why the hell he can’t be a normal teenager and just get off to regular porn like any other fourteen year old with free reign of the internet. I want Morty hating himself for imagining Rick’s voice as he sneakily looks up guy on guy on YouPorn. 

I want Rick unable to look Beth in the eye after him and Morty fuck, and him pulling away as Beth leans in to give him a hug because, “Dad I’m just so glad you’re home.”

Please, I’m putting out an official request. Can we stop pretending that when they fuck it’ll be sunshine and roses? It’s not. It’ll be hands clamped over mouths to keep quiet, sneaking downstairs into Rick’s room at night and doing laundry while Beth and Jerry aren’t home so they don’t have to explain the stains on Rick’s bedsheets. 

We need to explore what makes this ship so complex. The dynamic has so many possibilities that can be touched upon, it’s really a shame to abandon it in favor of a good romp fic (even though I do understand why people write them). 

Sincerely,

Schwifty.

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Alright guys, HERE IT IS. The long semi awaited Month of Sin Calendar! I just want to thank @squikkums and @nikorusins for helping me put together this calendar and making sure everything stayed organized!

So, anyone is able to participate in this. However I will say that theNSFW prompts are 18+ ONLY. This is not negotiable. For those of you who are underage, feel free to choose prompts from the fluff/angst/unsorted category during the NSFW weeks.

You can post your prompts at any point during the day, but please make sure to tag everything as “month of sin” and then “day one” or “fluff week” etc. so that it’s super easy to find everything.

I posted this in advance so that everyone has some time to prepare their stuff. Welcome to Hell, and happy sinning~

* If you have any questions please feel free to send me a message!

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