Health is the First

i wish i could do this

props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn't know what was going on you wouldn't have caught it. 10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

she straight up villain laughed!

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

Smoking on that we'd

the monitor just isn't functioning properly.

she touch my yippee till i yay

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

turnabout sisters edition of this meme

British Library, Additional 16577, detail of f. 44v (‘Detail of a caption framed by the curved tail of a dragon, at Shabbat Parah’). Festival prayer book, Italian rite. 3rd quarter of the 15th century

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

This is what it was like

going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far