🖤.

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

brand new used car

We've been around since 2008, fym "Upstart" Platform 😭

Bin ich am Halluzinieren.? 🧍

My genius remains unrealised

Every so often this gets another wave of notes, and I will mention “Ah, my snost is getting snotes.”

we all have that one mutual that follows you and you follow them too

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏

fish song

My kind of comedy

just found the most fucked up plane

bro what

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

@lewisshamilton

- on childhood loneliness

@aphexxtween on tiktok/ @mazzystarjpg/ mastermind- taylor swift/ the virgin suicides/ @heavensickness/ if you’re anything like me- taylor swift/ pen15/ @mango-season

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

breathing deeply using your gut, do this to manually activate your parasympathetic nervous system and force your body to calm down. the longer you do it, the better it works.

this is especially good at getting a racing heart rate down.

For a long time I wondered why breathing didn't work well for me, and the best advice I've been given is you should practice breathing techniques when you're calm, happy, neutral, or any other situation other than when you're panicked. Because if you ONLY do it when you're already in a bad spot, you start to associate the breathing techniques with the state of panic, and even as you're attempting to activate your PS system your brain is honing in on it being a bad situation. It's a good habit to take a moment to breath whenever you wake up on a nice non-work day, when you're enjoying a nice cup of coffee or tea, when you see a nice sunset...make deep slow belly breathing something you associate with peace, so when you ARE panicking you can capture that calm easier.

everything is a queer metaphor if you have eyes to see

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

It's even funnier when you find out that they had to stop using this ad because they were using music they didn't have the rights to

Mischaracterization in fics is annoying and can sometimes make me be like “he would not say that” EXCEPT when I do it. he would say that because I am holding him at gunpoint to do so

he’ll say it if he knows what’s good for him