Elton Jon Snow

When are you gonna come down?

When are you going to land?

I should have stayed on the Wall

I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever

I didn't sign up with you

I'm not a snack for your dragons to munch on

This boy's too young to be singing the blues

So goodbye Iron sword throne

Where direwolves of society howl

You can't plant me in your palace

I'm going back to my plough

Back to the wildlings who prowl in the woods

Where White Walkers used to roam

Oh, I've finally decided my future lies

Beyond the Iron sword throooooone

Whoooaaaaaa

What do you think you'll do, then?

I bet they'll shoot Rhaegal down

It'll take you a couple of ritual burnings

To get your hands on Cersei's crown.

Maybe you'll get a replacement

There's plenty like me to be found

Bastards and dwarves, broken children

Who gained their gifts when they fell to the ground.

So goodbye Iron sword throne

Where direwolves of society howl

You can't plant me in your palace

I'm going back to my plough

Back to the wildlings who prowl in the woods

Where White Walkers used to roam

Oh, I've finally decided my future lies

Beyond the Iron sword throooooone

Whoooaaaaaa

Come say hi if you see Jon Snow White at Awesome Con!

The first piece of my Jon Snow White costume for Awesome Con is ready!

So, I'm assembling my costume for AwesomeCon 2018.

It's Jon Snow White.

They have same hair, they both talk to animals, they’re both secretly the heir to the throne, and they both come back from the dead. How far will I go for a throwaway joke? Let's find out.

You know, I always made fun of Jon Snow being a bland pretty-boy overly-brooding mouthbreather and a poor man’s Orlando Bloom, but I REALLY liked Kit Harington (and Jon) this season. I just think he deserves a shout-out for improving so much as an actor over the seasons-- and it helps that Jon has developed into a character with real purpose, even though he still does dumb stuff sometimes. I’ve been as big a hater as there was, but I was really rooting for Jon and enjoying Kit’s performance.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has also really improved, or maybe his character has just developed a lot. He has some wonderfully subtle moments this season that just KILLED me. I don’t think he ever did a bad job on the show, but wow, Jaime is such a fully-fledged character now who feels so real.

I have a dark and shameful confession to make: the show version of Jon Snow is growing on me. And I like his current hairdo.

Finally saw Ep. 1 of the new Game of Thrones series (I'm watching the second one tonight- no spoilers!) and it reminded me of the concept that my friend and I came up with years ago for the book series: Sam as the tenuously benevolent shadow dictator of Westeros.

Idea: Jon Snow is dead, but he Wargs into Ghost's body temporarily while the Watch devolves into chaos. His body is foolishly kept in the ice cells instead of being burnt and is turned into a Wight during a brief skirmish with a White Walker and some reanimated dead guys. Jon Wargs back into his own zombie body to keep it from killing people and is --mostly-- able to control his baser instincts.

The wall is ultimately defended thanks to Sam's knowledge of dragonglass and the rebellious watchmen repent doubting Jon as a leader. They all agree to cover up Jon's assassination and present a unified front to the Seven Kingdoms in light of the coming war against the dead.

So Jon remains Lord Commander in name, wrestling against his zombie side and locked up in a freezing study to slow his decomposition, approving Sam's strategic plans.

These plans involve a slow transformation to Watch-directed martial law (since Lannister leadership in Kings Landing is a shambles anyway). The Watch seizes all Valyrian steel or dragonglass weapons, as well as any castles or strongholds that might contain raw dragonglass, first taking over the empty Dragonstone.

Noble families eagerly turn over their castles, lands, armies, and forges to the Watch in exchange for protection- Watchmen with dragonglass weapons guarding their homes. Because Sam is the leading authority on how to defeat Walkers, he has almost unlimited power.

Soon, the Watch controls most of Westeros and answer to nobody. They've developed a system of tunnels similar to a rudimentary subway connecting all major castles, for Wstch use only.

Sam has slowly become the most powerful man in Westeros. But he's all too aware that Jon, who still signs off on and is aware of all of his strategies, could snap at any minute, give in to his zombie side, and become a second Night's King who could easily allow the White Walkers to take over the Watch-- and therefore, the world.

I’m so sorry

Nice to see that even as a baby, Jon Snow always had that stupid look on  his face.

Jon Snow song, to the tune of "Hello" by Adele

MASSIVE GOT SEASON 6 SPOILERS

MELISANDRE: (over Jon’s body) Jon Snow, it’s me. I was wondering about you since King Stannis’ defeat. Who’ll take over everything? They say R'hllor’s supposed to heal you But you ain’t done much healing. Jon Snow, can you hear me? I’m in Castle Black, still dreaming about what I used to be. I had faith in him, completely I’ve forgotten how it felt before I lost my faith in me. Now there’s such distance between us Between death and life.

(She leaves. JON sits up)

JON: Hello from the other side! They must have stabbed a thousand times Which tells me they’re not sorry For stabbing my back Because I let the Wildlings into Castle Black.

MELISANDRE: Hello from the Lord of Light I guess you are Azor Ahai Born amid salt and smoke Sword tempered in his love’s heart.

JON: But now my watch is ended, and I Will not play my part Anymore.

SANSA: Jon Snow, how are you? It’s so difficult for me to talk about myself.

JON: I’m sorry About Winterfell How’d you ever make it out of that hell Where only nightmares happened? It’s no secret winter’s coming and We’re running out of time.

Hello from the other side I just saw nothing when I died. But still, I’m not sorry For anything that I’ve done. If Wildlings stayed out there, then What would they become? Out there on the outside White Walkers have me terrified. So Sansa, I’m sorry For Ramsay breaking your heart But he is not the worst thing that could Tear you apart anymore.

SANSA: Jon Snow, time to take a side. You must have, what, ten thousand guys? We will make him sorry For everything that he’s done To Mum and Robb, my body My soul, and our home. Jon Snow, fight on my side At least flay Ramsay Bolton’s hide. I know that you’re still frightened Since she restarted your heart But if we fight together They won’t tear us apart anymore.

Jon Snow Being snowed in for five days may be getting to me.

GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS:

Clearly, Jon Snow comes back on a ship rising from the sea, with his heart cut out, a scar on his bared chest, and a bandana on his head, his hair whipping dramatically in the wind. Oh wait, that was Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Sorry, I have trouble telling the difference

I tried to draw Jesus for my mom to use in her Sunday school class, but it came out looking like Jon Snow. Just further proof that Jon is Azor Ahai, amiright?

Jon Snow has my least favorite mustache ever, including Hitler's

Sometimes I have this sneaking suspicion that Jon Snow and Marcus Mumford are secretly brothers and like Mumford follows Snow around and sits on the edge of the Wall smoking and soulfully strumming a banjo, and Jon says things like "hold me fast, 'cause I'm a hopeless wanderer" and Mumford's like, 'good one, bro, I should use that.'

And they advise each other on scruffy facial hair style and open-mouthed breathing techniques. Mumford and Bastard Sons.