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Schmerg The Impaler's Secret Laboratory

@schmergo / schmergo.tumblr.com

Schmergo, Washington DC denizen, lover of literature, fan of fluffy cravats and falafel. This blog is a garbage disposal of corny jokes, memes, Shakespeare, classic lit, Les Miserables, musical theatre, pop culture, history, and assorted other hijinks!
I’m literally 32 years old
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⚡️Baby Yoda has never met Harry Potter, but as another magical child pursued by bad guys, he’s hoping for a last-minute invite to his birthday party today.

To commemorate Harry Potter’s birthday today, I’m donating $60 to the Trevor Project, BlackTrans.org, and Mermaids UK. The Trevor Project is matching donations through the end of the day!

(I do not condone the author’s recent harmful statements about transgender people and will not buy any more officially licensed Harry Potter products.)

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Please stop drawing sexy grown-up auror Harry Potter with a beard! Look, it’s a charming thought and an appealing image, but there’s no WAY HJP’s facial hair would grow in nicely like that. It’d be as untidy and weird as the hair on his head.

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I love how the description of Bill Weasley after getting mutilated by Fenrir Greyback is, "His scars were as bad as ever; in truth, he now bore a distinct resemblance to Mad-Eye Moody,” Becauuuuse the guy who played Bill in the movies, world’s most ubiquitous actor Domhnall Gleeson, is the son of the actor who played Moody, Brendan Gleeson!

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