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Schmerg The Impaler's Secret Laboratory

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Schmergo, Washington DC denizen, lover of literature, fan of fluffy cravats and falafel. This blog is a garbage disposal of corny jokes, memes, Shakespeare, classic lit, Les Miserables, musical theatre, pop culture, history, and assorted other hijinks!
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I feel like Draco Malfoy must have been such an embarrassment to his family in his tween years. Like, allegedly the Malfoys managed to masquerade as upstanding (though very traditionally-minded) citizens for years... and then their little son starts striding along the halls of his school, blithely repeating the extremely racist and politically incorrect things that his parents say behind closed doors because he doesn't get that that's not the kind of thing you say in public. No wonder Lucius wanted to send him to Durmstrang, in a foreign country, instead of Hogwarts.

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I feel like Draco Malfoy must have been such an embarrassment to his family. Like, allegedly the Malfoys managed to masquerade as upstanding (though very traditionally-minded) citizens for years... and then their little son starts striding along the halls of his school blithely repeating the extremely racist and politically incorrect things that his parents say behind closed doors. No wonder Lucius wanted to send him to Durmstrang, in a foreign country, instead of Hogwarts.

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I feel like if the Harry Potter books were set in America, the Malfoys would come from the deep South, and have the requisite accent. Draco spitting 'POTTER' at Harry would sound a lot less menacing in a Southern drawl.

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