womp womp

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

this is my most controversial post

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

the girls are fightinggggggggg

anyway, this place looks... serene...

(ss taken by me from the dsmp world download)

wss / dteam fans dni

stevedampman

obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they're all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who "doesn't know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone" one of them says it's a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student

they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

Paris When It Sizzles 1964, dir. Richard Quine

he's reeeally pushing his luck

Mx why are they so shaped.

“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning

actually my life's purpose is just to listen to more music. i love to discover new music. within 2 minutes your life can change bc you clicked on a random song like???????????/ awesome

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

born to be a sitcom roommate duo forced to be tumblr mutuals