the only rich people i accept is the Addams family

stop telling girls interested in lit that they need to read these great american classics by violent misogynists in order for their opinions to be valid or for their minds to be developed

Stop telling girls who’ve already read misogynistic pieces that their opinions aren’t valid if they thought the book was shit

The David Mitchell arm cross of disapproval.

I feel like

when ur carrying laundry and drop a sock

things Natalie Portman did: THAT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence capitalism rules

my galaxy using ass:

Truly this is men

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

Ron Howard: “We are honoured to present the award for best director…”

Natalie Portman *on beast mode*: “And here are all the MALE nominees”

*Ron Howard and the rest of the world*:

Saoirse Ronan Best Actress in a Leading Role - Comedy/Musical for ‘Lady Bird’ 75th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Los Angeles | January 7, 2018

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

reblog if you support denim and hate capitalism

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