Scared English Major ™

accidentally befriended my high school crush’s long term girlfriend so that’s how my day’s going

Nobody:

My uni’s English department once a month: hey emily we 👀noticed👀 that you are NOT an ✨English major✨ anymore we would like to formally implore you to PLEASE reconsider because we wanted to identify you as an honours candidate tbh it would be for the best if you just ✌🏻JOIN US✌🏻 again and we have 💕NO DOUBTS💕 that we will be hearing from you 💞soon💞

I’m a volunteer tutor and the students that I work with are nosy and absolutely ruthless when it comes to my personal life. Today a student was like

Them: wait so, if you’re 20, are you married?

Me: nope

Them: well then what’s your boyfriend’s name?

Me: I don’t have one...

Them: wait you’re 20, not married, and you don’t even have a boyfriend?!!? You’re kinda old don’t you think you should start working on that!!?!

Me: can we plz get back to your geometry now🥲

I am one emotional breakdown away from reinventing my wardrobe and becoming a mall goth and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

My mom: Emily I’m going downstairs!!

Me, after a brief hesitation: ... okay??

My mom: I’m only letting you know because I don’t want you talking to yourself!! <3

Me: geez thanks

Ah yes what a beautiful day to

My most awkward memory from going to my hometown uni is how, for an entire semester, I refused to eat at the only good restaurant on campus because my high school crush worked there.

Because like, I’ve said approx 7 words to this guy throughout my life and I refused to make my next 7 words “can I have one blueberry muffin please”

What if.. I mean no absolutely not but what if.. I.. maybe.. sorta... want to change my major and move to a different university.. even though I’ve been telling everyone that I want to be an English teacher.. what if.. what if I decided on something else.. and I have to move away to a totally different city to get my degree... haha like totally not but what if?? I just wanna... start over...?

No one:

Not a single person:

My education professor: *shows the whole class a video of my high school ap calc teacher dancing around in a calculator costume while my ap bio teacher dances in a lab coat*

Me: 👁👄👁

I think my uni prof is trying to tell me something 🤭🤔

Say it with me folks! If I get relayed to one more academic faculty advisor who avoids helping me with my class error by trying to shuffle my questions to another faculty, I’m going to FUCKING LOSE IT! (in a frustrated but respectful manner of course 🙂)

Why does registering for uni classes make me want to scream, bang my head against a wall, and cry all at the same time???

I was tagged by @eadiemariastudies days ago to do this tag and I’m just now getting around to doing it. I’ve never been tagged in anything before, so it was really nice to be mentioned <3

I put a lot of effort into the music that I listen to. I like a wide variety of genres, so I usually make curated playlists for different moods/ styles. I shuffled through my messy all-encompassing playlist, which features every song that I like at the moment. So, my playlist features a bunch of different genres and artists all haphazardly grouped together, so you never know what genre you’re going to get :/

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people. No skipping!

I’m not going to tag anyone because I don’t really know anyone here, but feel free to do the challenge for yourself and tag me so I can see your playlists🤗

Recently discovered that I can only study if I’m listening to the mystic messenger ost,,

not sure what that says about me