Nobody:
My English prof through email:
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT CONSULT JSTOR ON YOUR FINAL EXAM TOMORROW!!
When I was in 9th grade this guy in my class told me he had a theory about gravity falls and proceeded to tell me that dipper pines was nothing more than a tween with short pants and determination and tbh I still think about that sometimes..
austin if you see this just know you absolutely ruined that entire show for me I hope you’re happy 💀
Current mood: pining over certain people that I never truly got to know and who I will most likely never see again.
I’m so sick of stress. She comes and never leaves!! She invites herself over at ungodly hours of the night!! And she overstays her welcome!!
I used to have an English teacher who would write out his own essay every time we had an in class assignment. And then he’d read his to prove that he was the best writer in the class. And tbh that’s the level of egocentric pettiness that I aspire to have as an English teacher.
I have a music history video presentation due in 5 hours and I’m not even close to being done. It’s currently 2 am, but I have coffee and determination. Wish me luck!!
My phone has developed this delightful little quirk where it cancels all of my alarms in the middle of the night so that I miss my 8:30 am music lecture :(
Can someone plz take me on a date to Spirit Halloween to look at all the animatronics🥺🥺
Can I plz go ONE PLACE without falling hopelessly in love with a daydream version of someone that I barely know??
Only time will tell I guess..
My French prof getting the official dean of French studies to send me a formal request asking me to become a French major is just so funny to me because, like, does he not understand that I have reached my absolute limit when it comes to French??
Like I didn’t get a c in grade school French for nothing.
c'est tout en bas d'ici bébé!!
shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you
And that’s on twelfth night’s Antonio and Sebastian *slams table*
I START SCHOOL IN LESS THAN A WEEK CAN SOMEONE PLZ CONVINCE ME TO DO MY SOPHOCLES SUMMER READING :(
“My life has too many chemicals and not enough romance”
- me, in response to my terrible sugar addiction
(because like I don’t do drugs or anything, but I sure as hell have an unhealthy relationship with my main bitch *~glucose fructose~*)
Just got my writing competition results back and apparently✨ I ✨DIDNT✨PLACE✨AT✨ALL✨
In light of this event, I’ve made the executive decision to cry for the next 8 hours.
I was tagged by @aestheticmilkstuff to answer these questions, so here I go ☺️
Favourite color: purple 💜
Last song I listened to: piledriver waltz (submarine version) ✨
Favourite musician: I used to love panic! , but I’ve been really into yungblud recently 🖤
Last movie I watched: Lolita (because I read the book) 💋
Last TV show I watched: killing eve 🔪 (and I’m rewatching victorious for the nostalgia 🎤)
Favourite character: I have a soft spot for bbc’s Sherlock,,🕵🏻
Sweet, spicy, or savoury: savoury 🍜 (but I have a bad habit of eating sweets)
Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: i drink all compulsively, but mostly sparkly water (I’m gross, I know) 💧
Pets: a cat named indigo 🐈
I’m not going to tag anyone, but feel free to post!!
