#dan howell – @scaredenglishmajor on Tumblr

me, thinking: *I mean, i’m literally learning literature at oxford university, my professors must be super serious academics*

my professor: idk dudes, all i’m saying is that satan is a really fuckable figure. that’s just the truth.

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Okay dudes I’m depressed, a giant nerd, and I’m thinking about law school. Where is my nerdy video production boyfriend named Phil??? I’ve fulfilled all the criteria it’s not fair!

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not to go all fandom tumblr on main but I am SO READY to get all dressed up and waltz into my local bookstore to pick up Daniel Howell’s book just like I did when tabinof and dapgo came out. I’m so incredibly proud of how far both of them have come and seeing Dan achieve such a big project has me feeling all types of emotions. I’ve watched them for years and have grown up with them. It just makes me so happy. (and not to mention the fact that Phil’s little message to Dan has me crying in my room like it’s 2016 again omg)

scaredenglishmajor

Currently upset because no man will EVER care about me the same way that zen cares about mc 🤧

scaredenglishmajor

DAN POSTED ON INSTA I REPEAT DAN POSTED ON INSTA HOW DID I MISS THIS SOUND THE ALARMS!!

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Me: *writes an entire uni paper with Dan Howell as my only reputable reference*

My anthro prof: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But she still gave me an A so... I guess she liked it..