The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

I’m so sorry, that lion is the tiger’s daughter. No lesbians, but it’s a super interesting case.

Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like ‘weird, but okay’.

The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.

And I’m talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go ‘no I don’t want to fuck you’, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like

It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ‘build a pack’ strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.

So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom

@fullcuntact Kitty really looked around to make sure the humans weren't watching and the coast was clear, then said...

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

well damn

I need more people need to understand intersex people are very relevant in discussions of moving away from gendered terms when discussing organs.

Yes, not exclusively referring to women when you talk about something specific to ovaries does in fact, correctly include trans men who have them. but there are cisgender men with ovaries. who are intersex. there are cis people who have "out of place" organs who can yes, still be effected usually by said medical things.

topics like ovarian cancer is not a women's issue, but its not a 'female' issue either. please remember that there are cisgender intersex people included- its not a strictly transgender topic. There are cisgender women with testes. there are intersex people with "external" genitals that look one way, but with "internal" reproductive organs.

When you say "people with testes" youre not just helping include transgender people, but its very, very much an intersex topic. Please remember to at least recognize us, because i know asking to be included is far too often, just too big of a question.

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

Thank you for sharing.

Remember, folks, Wetlands are nature's water treatment facilities. Protect them!

So I was going through an image gallery of these old Wizard of Oz promotional pictures and uh-

...🤐

I mean, they were friends of Dorothy.

Good question!

Back in the 1960s Judy Garland- the actress for the 1939 Oz movie- was one of the few celebrities to openly support the queer community and was frequently seen at gay bars accompanying her male friends so "friend of Dorothy" basically became a codeword amongst the community. If you were trying to get into an underground club then the code phrase was often something like "I'm a friend of Dorothy's." or "Dorothy sent me."

Confused cat

This cat is suffering from an Outside Context Problem

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

Let me add a couple more!!

A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as ‘Marshmallow Bats’! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!

Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!

And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldn’t find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!

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