saybiwithme reblogged
"I sense that my wife is screaming my name at the top of her lungs."
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"I sense that my wife is screaming my name at the top of her lungs."
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"It's Crit City, population, us."
"It will always be our decision Viola, I wouldn't have a clue what I was doing if it wasn't for you."
"You're my best friend." "Well."
When I see a creature within 120 feet of me succeed on a save against being charmed or frightened, I can make the caster charmed or frightened of me.
Nothing scares me more than your mother. Literally nothing. And I've seen some shit, you know.
"Why are you making the cool girl cry?" "It's good to cry! Crying is good."
BONUS REACTION:
"...I appreciate that you're trying to be on my side." "I am on your side."
BONUS REACTIONS:
I'm sorry that you failed. I won't.
"I’ve never seen someone hang up on someone in a conversation." bonus: lila, 1 second later:
"Can I cast Divine Sense on my kids?" "Jaysohn constitutes as a fiend."