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This is mostly just going to be Drarry  • Queer  • she/they  • 18+ pls
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Hi there!

Hi! I’m Vicki. If you were tangentially related to academia and on Tumblr from 2013-2019, you probably know me because I ran the JSTOR Tumblr account and it was my favorite part of my job while I worked there, for real. Someone else seems to be doing a bang up job of it now though, wishing them all the best.

Back again to connect more with the Drarry fandom specifically, but I am a fan of, er, fandom in general. 

I’m queer, my pronouns are she/her, and I’m consistently impressed by all the work fandom does. 

If you want to see my fics you can find them here and here (I had to create a second AO3 account to post new stuff, it’s a whole thing). 

Happy to be back on this joyful and weird corner of the internet. 

JKR can get fucked.  

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Lucemond Arranged Marriage AU - Teaser

Lucerys Velaryon/Aemond Targaryen | Explicit | 64k

“You act as though I have ever denied you,” Aemond murmured, and replaced his fingers with his cock, pushing inside. Time stretched and slowed. Pleasure crested and rolled. They were tangled together calamitously.

Selected Tags: Canon Divergence, Enemies to Lovers, Arranged Marriage, Public Sex Rituals

A collaborative work written for the Reverse Bang hosted by @firebloodkink with art by the exceptional @wickedcircle

Out on October 29th on AO3! ⛈️⚡

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reading, lately

Go give all these a look, they're phenomenal.

What if Draco was really excited to join the Death Eaters but then found out they eat death? Literally. On a plate. Draco being Draco is hilarious in this one. (Written for @hp-abandonshipfest)

Please read @vukovich's prompt for this at the start of the fic, and then oh my god. What minta does with it is so, so good. Ugh! I don't want to say much because I don't want to spoil it. But it will hurt so good. (Written for @hd-hurtcomfort-fest)

Harry's a mess but someone has a crush on him. What's the best way to ensure he can keep their attention? Asking Draco Malfoy for help, of course! Gosh, I love this. Funny and sweet and sexy. I love everything citrusses writes.

Draco is a lawyer, back in England to stop oil drilling legislation in the North Sea. Harry is a stoic Auror, set on seeing something through. There's political manouvering, powerful women, and men who are terrible, as always. But Harry's one of the good ones, as always. I love this fic sm, and maybe I'm biased (I am, but I'm also right) but you should read everything by academicdisaster. (Written for @hd-wireless)

Rookie Moves by peu_a_peu E | 75k

Harry and Draco are Auror partners. Harry attempts earnestness, while Draco remains Draco ('Get fucked, loser,' is an amazing response to when someone tries to shake your hand.) Hilarity ensues. Ron and Hermione blame themselves. Need a sample? @littlewinnow drew an amazing rendition of the above-mentioned 'Get fucked, loser.'

Also not a rec, per se (because it's widely known) but my comfort fic lately is Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love. Hilarious, smart, and full of the best romcom tropes.

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This week, a higher-up in my office told our team, without a hint of shame, that he used Chat-GPT to write emails to his children while they're away at summer camp. Like it was a perfectly reasonable thing to do and a progressive use of technology. And it made something click for me about the relationship people have with this tech.

Imagine not understanding that the value of that letter is not in the content but in the time you took to sit down and spend time thinking about your children. Imagine having that fundamental of a misunderstanding about the way human beings relate and connect to one another. Imagine not understanding how love is expressed.

No wonder they don't understand that the value of art is in its creation.

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My CMO told us a story about how she used ChatGPT to write a letter to her daughter for her birthday -- specifically to let her know her birthday present was tickets to the Eras tour. And I'm in this Zoom meeting, and she's saying how helpful it was ... and I'm at my desk, praying I don't look horrified. Imagine using AI to tell your daughter that she was going to see Taylor Swift! Like! What!

And I'm not against using it - I use it for work, to plan things, and for translations. But to tell someone I love that they're seeing Taylor Swift -- one of the best songwriters of our time -- with AI is just. I don't know. Sad? Dystopian? All the above?

It's like work has gotten so far into people's brains that they don't know how to relate to anything -- even their children -- that isn't filtered through that lens. Wild.

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someone was all like 'it's so ooc that in fics harry is the messy one and draco is the clean freak bc harry was raised to clean up after himself and others while draco never lifted a finger in his entire life' and i completely agree!!

harry would keep his general living space, kitchen, and bathroom clean and then his bedroom (mostly his bed) would be a bit of an organized mess. like things would be placed what seems to be randomly, but to harry it makes sense. yknow what i mean lol

draco would hate mess but he wouldn't know how to go about taking care of it, so he'll just cover it up or ignore it. stain on the floor? put a new decor over it, problem solved. clothes not folding itself? hide it in the furniture. like yes he'll keep things neat and in logical places like his stationary is distinctly placed and memorized on his desk but don't ask him about his bathroom, bed room or living space. he doesn't use his kitchen.

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drarry cohabitating would be a disaster at first. draco would put random items in random hidden places and 40% of the time, forget where he placed it. but also that's cause harry would move those items back to the appropriate places HE finds to make sense, and sometimes it does (like draco's keys on the front door hooks), and sometimes it doesn't (why is draco's wand sitting in the utensils holder??? but to harry, it's the safest spot in the kitchen, so it won't be misplaced or roll onto the floor!! )

i feel like harry is the type to think outside the box and be resourceful for organization, like make use of whatever he or the space has. harry is very diy/mixed-use type of person with some whimsy, while draco is more one-to-one literal organization (made for exact usage), but done in a chaotic, forgetful way cause he grew up in a magical household where things were tucked away or retrieved magically by the house or elves, but now he lives in a mostly manual, semi-magical household.

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canonically didn't harry not unpack his suitcase fully for seven years

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saxamophone

Harry would just throw his new school gear on top of the old in his trunk every year. My man was not a neat freak.

oh here come the harry james potter police 😭

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someone was all like 'it's so ooc that in fics harry is the messy one and draco is the clean freak bc harry was raised to clean up after himself and others while draco never lifted a finger in his entire life' and i completely agree!!

harry would keep his general living space, kitchen, and bathroom clean and then his bedroom (mostly his bed) would be a bit of an organized mess. like things would be placed what seems to be randomly, but to harry it makes sense. yknow what i mean lol

draco would hate mess but he wouldn't know how to go about taking care of it, so he'll just cover it up or ignore it. stain on the floor? put a new decor over it, problem solved. clothes not folding itself? hide it in the furniture. like yes he'll keep things neat and in logical places like his stationary is distinctly placed and memorized on his desk but don't ask him about his bathroom, bed room or living space. he doesn't use his kitchen.

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drarry cohabitating would be a disaster at first. draco would put random items in random hidden places and 40% of the time, forget where he placed it. but also that's cause harry would move those items back to the appropriate places HE finds to make sense, and sometimes it does (like draco's keys on the front door hooks), and sometimes it doesn't (why is draco's wand sitting in the utensils holder??? but to harry, it's the safest spot in the kitchen, so it won't be misplaced or roll onto the floor!! )

i feel like harry is the type to think outside the box and be resourceful for organization, like make use of whatever he or the space has. harry is very diy/mixed-use type of person with some whimsy, while draco is more one-to-one literal organization (made for exact usage), but done in a chaotic, forgetful way cause he grew up in a magical household where things were tucked away or retrieved magically by the house or elves, but now he lives in a mostly manual, semi-magical household.

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canonically didn't harry not unpack his suitcase fully for seven years

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saxamophone

Harry would just throw his new school gear on top of the old in his trunk every year. My man was not a neat freak.

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HD Wireless 2024 recs

Here are some of my favorite fics from @hd-wireless 2024. Listed in alphabetical order.

Draco’s been invited to Neville’s stag party in Bristol, and he's confident he knows what to expect. There’ll be too many Gryffindors, for starters, plus a few humiliating team-building activities, some dodgy clubs, and a truly preposterous level of alcohol consumption. But… a drunken Harry Potter climbing into Draco's bed when he’s having a wank? No, he definitely didn't see that coming...
Harry hates Draco. Draco hates Harry. Only it's not hate, not even a little bit. Featuring: a cooperative independent study, golden hour on wrecked sheets, water from fountains of dubious origin, purple Mardi Gras beads, and a bird with silly legs. Also featuring: heated arguments, infidelity, unquenchable desire, and heartbreak. Over and over again.
Harry is completely, pathetically besotted with his flatmate, Draco. Fuelled by liquid courage, he finally makes his move when he's absolutely sozzled. What could possibly go wrong?
It takes them twenty years.
When Auror Harry Potter is sent in undercover to determine if Draco Malfoy is laundering money through his BDSM club, will he be able to keep up the ruse and close the case? Or, more to the point, will he keep from falling in love?
When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?
Two households, both alike in... meddling Floo connections, apparently? Draco Malfoy is a highly professional and well-respected Ministry official, with a demanding schedule, a loving son, and—through no fault of his own—a faulty Floo connection that keeps regurgitating the Minister for Magic through his fireplace.
It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning. To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.

I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!

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E ~ 11.5k ~ Drarry

Middle-aged Drarry with background Scorbus; Minister for Magic Harry Potter; fake marriage; sentient homes; getting together; fluff; life, love, and laundry.

For @dragontamerdame whose art is pure magic!

My deepest thanks to @skeptiquewrites who did such a sterling job on the beta, and to @maesterchill and @sweet-s0rr0w and my friends in tqc for the guiding handholds and general cheer. And to the @hd-wireless mods for another brilliant year. You're all legends!

Two households, both alike in... meddling Floo connections, apparently?

Draco Malfoy is a highly professional and well-respected Ministry official, with a demanding schedule, a loving son, and—through no fault of his own—a faulty Floo connection that keeps regurgitating the Minister for Magic through his fireplace.

“A real marriage. We certainly couldn’t sanction a sign-off on anything that wasn’t a love match, not with the high levels of magical energy involved,” the Estates chap said, eyeing Potter suspiciously. As well he might—Potter’s colour was high, glasses discarded somewhere, eyes looking very green. “The terms of the Contract are very clear.”

“Of course,” Potter said calmly. “That makes perfect sense. And it’s not precisely how we planned this but—”

He paused, probably because both Draco and the Estates man were looking at him uncomprehendingly, and then he very deliberately reached out to Draco and placed a hand on his leg. It was only just above the knee, entirely decorous and not in the least bit lascivious, and his hand felt very warm and wide and somehow solid. Draco wasn’t sure why the touch would send heat crawling through him, the shock of it sizzling up his spine. No doubt he was blushing; his face always did give everything away.

“What do you think, darling?” Potter said smoothly. “I know we wanted a bit more time to plan, but given the circumstances, I think we might have to move the wedding forward.”

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🎶 `Wireless Fic Claim

Fuck YES it's @hd-wireless reveal time and I love this fest so much. It's bangers only, all the time, every year, and I'm just happy to be here.🧍‍♀️

Thanks very much to @nv-md for the ideas/beta. A true giant among us, and the pinnacle of what fandom represents: collaboration, kindness, enthusiasm, and humor.

A big thank you to the mods! And to the readers and commenters: I love you, I love you, I love you.

And a huge shout-out to @emsuemsu for the prompt Heartbeat by Childish Gambino. Obsessed the requests to 'make it painful but in a sexy way,' 'HEA or not?', and 'all the infidelity!' This was so fun to write.

Rated E; 22k words

Tags: EWE, Eighth Year and Beyond, Explicit Sexual Content, Alcohol, Break Up, New Orleans, Southern Decadence, Potions Master Draco Malfoy, Researcher Harry Potter, Angst, ALL THE ANGST, Infidelity, cheating, I'M SAYING IT AGAIN INFIDELITY

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Harry hates Draco. Draco hates Harry. Only it's not hate, not even a little bit. Featuring: a cooperative independent study, golden hour on wrecked sheets, water from fountains of dubious origin, purple Mardi Gras beads, and a bird with silly legs. Also featuring: heated arguments, infidelity, unquenchable desire, and heartbreak. Over and over again.
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🎶 Sitp Recs - Wireless 2024

I’m so happy I found some time to check Wireless over my summer hols. There’s still a lot to read but I decided to post my favorites as I go because it’s always more fun to rec before reveals come up. Has anyone read these yet? Make sure to check the full collection HERE and feel free to jump in and share your own favourites! Next up: long fics!

Fic:

It doesn't take much to torment a man when he's three broken contracts away from being out of a job and down a newspaper.

📱 How to Begin by @wolfpants (E, 8k)

Harry is completely, pathetically besotted with his flatmate, Draco. Fuelled by liquid courage, he finally makes his move when he's absolutely sozzled. What could possibly go wrong?
Nine years on from the war, Auror Potter is upholding the Ministry of Magic's rule of law. Senior legal counsel Draco Malfoy is challenging it. And absolutely nothing is as it seems.

🏠 Two Houses by @tackytigerfic (E, 11k)

Two households, both alike in... meddling Floo connections, apparently? Draco Malfoy is a highly professional and well-respected Ministry official, with a demanding schedule, a loving son, and—through no fault of his own—a faulty Floo connection that keeps regurgitating the Minister for Magic through his fireplace.
It takes them twenty years.

🪩 Closing Time by @sweet-s0rr0w (E, 18k)

Draco’s been invited to Neville’s stag party in Bristol, and he's confident he knows what to expect. There’ll be too many Gryffindors, for starters, plus a few humiliating team-building activities, some dodgy clubs, and a truly preposterous level of alcohol consumption. But… a drunken Harry Potter climbing into Draco's bed when he’s having a wank? No, he definitely didn't see that coming...

🔬Heartbeat by @saxamophone (E, 23k)

Harry hates Draco. Draco hates Harry. Only it's not hate, not even a little bit. Featuring: a cooperative independent study, golden hour on wrecked sheets, water from fountains of dubious origin, purple Mardi Gras beads, and a bird with silly legs.

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Draco Malfoy retired from the Auror force and left England a decade ago, but he still receives the Daily Prophet. Today’s issue provides closure on the one case he was never able to officially solve.

🛋️ A Quiet Life by @getawayfox (T)

After their relationship becomes public knowledge; after being hounded by the paparazzi; after Draco says enough is enough and leaves London; Harry’s more than happy to follow. After all, a quiet life is all he’s ever wanted.
Both Draco's and Harry's friends don't approve of their little... dalliance. But it's so hard to stay away from each other! Could this be a bit more than just casual?
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WIRELESS REVEALS ARE OUT AND I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF IT AGAIN AND IM SHOUTING BC I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Thank you @hd-wireless mods!!!

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Anonymous asked:

do you have any post war/ 8th year fics with a sad but sweet harry🙃🙃 thank you x

Hi anon! Definitely, here are some recs for you:

Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.

Matched Set by astolat (E, 6k)

“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.
Potter can't keep his hands off himself. Draco can't look away.
It’s 8th year and everyone’s still a bit messed up. Harry and Draco fall into being messed up together.
Numb and exhausted after the war, Harry returns to the only real home he’s ever known. Hogwarts needs help, too.

Nice Things by aideomai (M, 22k)

The first thing that happened was Theodore Nott came back from France.

On Our Way by evils (E, 30k)

Draco is trying to spend the summer keeping his head down, but a repair project and a certain snowy owl have other plans for him.

Like Lightning at Your Fingertips by potterwatch (T, 43k)

The problem with living with another insomniac is, eventually, they find out you’re one, too. When Harry and Draco return for their eighth year, they think they’ll see very little of each other. Then McGonagall assigns them to room together. And the castle starts breaking. And there’s that thing with Potter’s magic.

Beholden by Faith Wood (E, 123k)

Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
It's the summer of 1998. The battle is over, and Voldemort is dead, but Harry still has more questions than answers. Who is he without a piece of Voldemort's soul in his head? What is he supposed to do now?
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Hello! I just wanted to ask if you would ever post that sequel to 'all these things and more'.

Hope you're well!

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Hello! Oh my. Hmmm. I would? I would! But for the life of me I have never been able to figure out what to do with those three owls on Boxing Day lol. If it ever comes to me, I will 100% write it but for now my brain shirts out every time I think about it. Thank you for asking though!

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