Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

stop scrolling.

On it boss

boss it's been a year how long do I have to stay here

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

i fucking hate it here

whenever my program freezes

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

"I can fix her" "i can make him worse" i can change the pronouns people use for this character

fucking sucks when a stupidly overused song actually DOES represent your fav well now its like ah fuck do i admit that and lose all of my credibility forever