#politics #lmao #england #anti trump #photo #i rly hope some spanish speaker told him to go to the chucha #what can i say

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You have no right to the throne! No, she does not. But I do. I am your daughter, after all.

Source: katiemcgrat

#bbc merlin #morgana pendragon #series 3 #gif #the only song i can think about #is castle by halsey #what can i say

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why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

is this site populated by 10 year olds

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

s.i.m.p. (squirrels in my pants) came out ten years ago in 2008 and it still randomly surfaces in my brain for days straight and is arguably the most iconic piece of music to ever be created and perceived by the human ear

#oh god same #but i prefer the latinx version #what can i say #it me #text #phineas and ferb

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New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine