Mike, Peter and Micky get a bit tied up. Oh, yeah, and there are some guns too. (Episode: S1Ep4, Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers) Prompt pieces used: SET UP FOR FAILURE | "I warned you."

This was my first time trying to write these guys (SORRY), and at the point of writing I had only watched about six episodes. Sorry for any mistakes. Title is a direct quote from the episode this was inspired by. I don’t know why this turned out so long (for a whumptober fic of mine) I guess I just really wanted to write it. I also wanted to add more but I ran out of time before I could figure out what. :( Words: 4,269 Content Warnings: Swearing, kidnapping, being held at gunpoint, being tied up, hair pulling, very purposeful aspects of non consensual stuff (no assault of that nature actually takes place, but please do be careful, the layering of all the fears was very important to me while writing this) (Btw, this was inspired specifically by this dialogue in the episode because I went insane when I first heard it: MIKE: Hey, no, man, I’m sorry. A kidnapping is— NICK TRUMP: Contest rules. Rules! MIKE: Well, man, I don’t know. NICK TRUMP: Look, I’ll tell you what to do. Think it over. MIKE: Um, a kidnapping, man. NICK TRUMP: I promise, if this doesn’t work, we forget the whole thing. Talk it over. Go ahead, go, go. Discuss it.”