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So I know Chuckie has had a million different looks, but these are the most distinctly different ones (to me)
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(Also, the mullet picture is from a sticker made by @gutwrenchflowerbomb. Highly recommend you check out their Ko-Fi! Pinned post on their blog. Finding a picture of Mr. Mullet was more difficult than I expected)
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Watching the Boxing PPV Netflix makes me appreciate wrestling so much more. This is just brutality for brutality sake and it isn't even that entertaining
Like who hurt you that you enjoy this shit lol
Kevin can do no wrong, I’m sorry for what happened to you Randy, but Kevin had his reasons.
Does anyone have context?
This guy once posted to reddit asking for advice on how to remove "a cylinder" from a mini m&m container filled with mashed banana. He claimed it was time critical and that absolutely no damage should be caused to the cylinder during removal. People kept laughing at him for getting his dick stuck in an m&m tube and telling him to go to the hospital, but he refused to budge on it being a problem involving a cylinder and would not confirm that a penis was involved.
I’m fully prepared to be belting November Rain at the top of my tone-deaf lungs.
Komander is so talented and I need everyone to remember how young he is because woah
BITCH BE NICE TO UNCLE MARK
Excalibur I’m gonna have to ask you to stop saying funny shit every time I try to take a drink
now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!
57 slutty, slutty years
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.
Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.
and those people who love us are fuckin RAD!!!!!!
my dad said “i think youll like this movie” & he turned on dog day afternoon & i was like i wonder why my dad thinks i would like this specific movie about al pacino robbing a ba–ohhhhhhhhhhhh
i had no idea it was based on real life tho!!! wowie
this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please
spoken like a future puma victim
….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?
lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?
Like clockwork
For reference
Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬
Why always the orange 🧡😺🐈
"the children are just saying things that don't make sense and acting like they're funny jokes" it's called lolsorandom humor and it's a time-honored youth tradition. be cool
"kids don't pay attention in class anymore Because Of Phone" is so funny as an argument. students haven't paid attention in class since school was invented. my parents' generation were in there making flipbooks out of the corners of their notebooks and doodling random shit instead of taking notes. and they didn't have phones.
