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the moon accepts your ridiculous proposal

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sean, adult, queer, they/them
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synthient

ppl "there are no ethical billionaires"-ing Kaiba is kinda true and funny, but also he's a 15-year-old who stole a war criminal's fortune so he could 1) dismantle the military industrial complex and 2) Make Fortnite Real

he tried to kill a kid his age over a card game and put said kid’s grandpa into a coma because of a card

Nobody’s perfect

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skittybot

thats not even touching manga kaiba who has always threatened to murder yugi and his friends

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uberguber89

That's just part of being 15

i can't tell you how relieved i was to get to the 4th comment and see the word "manga," i thought i'd missed some vital news story. The world is so batshit I'll believe fucking anything right now. "15yo Hacks George Bush's Bank Account and Starts 'Fortnite Hunger Games' in California"? Yea, why the fuck not. Sounds about right. Get Elon Musk next, will you

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I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it sleazy. THE GOOD PLACE (2016-2020)

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“Then in the final minutes of the show, it happens. Donna glances across the room and the light bulb turns on; she races out to the parking lot, stopping Cameron’s exodus with four simple words: “I have an idea.” You can feel it, in that moment, the frisson of excitement that is not about what they might make or earn or even how they might change the world, but how it feels to be two points of light racing towards an unknown horizon—how it feels to do this with someone you love.” - Laura Hudson

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milkovichs

I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports and colored contact lenses whenever you needed them. I was the one at home, not having fun, because I was constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week. Not Mom and Dad – Me! Well, you didn’t have to worry about me. Well, I did.

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