Me about an inhuman looking monster/alien/anthro: gddmn I’m so attracted to this character
Some dude: wtf???
Me: haha chill it’s a joke
Narrator: it was not a joke
@satan-in-purple / satan-in-purple.tumblr.com
Me about an inhuman looking monster/alien/anthro: gddmn I’m so attracted to this character
Some dude: wtf???
Me: haha chill it’s a joke
Narrator: it was not a joke
any video game ever: [has anybody in the cast that is Not human] you fuicking hooligans: can i fuck tha,t
not just garrus, ANY OF THE TURIANS.
• star wars tfa (i reblog mostly kylux but i like all ships, no ship hate here!!!!) • final fantasy xv (all ships, mostly ignoct) • fantastic beasts (mostly gradence & crewt) • hannibal (hannigram) • lovecraftian aesthetics 🖤🖤🖤 • legend of zelda (art art ART. also zelgan) • mass effect (bro u don’t even need to ship anything just give me more turians on my dash ASAP) • cosplay (esp. tuitorials!) • dank memes • fanfic writing discourse
it’s mostly all graphics reblogs but i occasionally contribute original content. this is by no means a concise list! just something i threw together in hopes to make more friends on tumblr!
garrus vakarian’s most noticeable feature is that he’s shaped like a friend
Garrus Vakarian is 7 feet tall, covered in protective plating, has hella teeth, was trained for combat probably since he was like twelve and carries a huge gun with him everywhere, multiple guns even,
and yet the above sentence still reigns true
kid Garrus dressing up as a thresher for Halloween, bonus busy-but-supportive dad Vakarian
love it!
Playing Mass Effect 1 like…
OMG THIS. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE. I DONT REMEMBER HIM BEING SUCH A DERP.
BEST. XMAS. TREE. EVURRRRR.