@satan-in-purple / satan-in-purple.tumblr.com
tfw ur corvo attano and the empress gets assassinated and her kid is kidnapped
tfw it’s happened again someone’s pulled the rug out from under you an empire at your feet and you’ve lost it all
tfw ur billie lurk and ur bout to pick a knife fight with god
Is this erotica
I was summoned by @knights-of-ben-solo to make an art for this. I deliver.
Me: Newt Scamander looks like he has lip injections. He has like porno lips @kamikazesoundsociety: Newt’s animagus is a pingu! Me: Suckin up jizz w his porno lips
bless this chat 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻
honestly just imagine if rey handed luke the lightsaber and he just fucking threw it off a cliff like byeeeeee
the jedi must come to an end YEET
this is literally the only tlj post that will ever matter
It hit 300 notes in under 24 hours
hate it
Kylux + wolf pupy
Someone’s p r o b a b l y done this before, but I figured I would post these anyway
First Order Boys™
Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?
It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
Some examples include:
And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this bitch and it’ll loop those as well.
Have fun, kids.
heads up - you can’t put this in a tab in chrome, then switch to a different tab and forget about it, because it’ll stop. But if you open it in its own window it’ll happily go on indefinitely.
INFINITE WHATS NEW PUSSYCATS
YOU COULD DO ANYTHING WITH THIS TECHNOLOGY BUT YOU DO THAT WHYYYY
(Larger, easier to read version)
(1 of 2) Tag yourself, I’m Mr. Accidentally Steal Yo Girl
*when you’re a rebel with the Death Star plans and you hear a lightsaber ignite behind you*
anyways…if u think my ass is gonna be able to watch the next Star Wars movie see krylo ron and like be impressed by his powers when I just saw daddy v waste everyone in like 1 min….you’ve got a whole other thing coming
I want in on this action
Snoke: The droid will soon be delivered to the Resistance, leading them to the last Jedi. If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will rise.
Snoke just said to us the title 2 years ago
He gave us the first title too, “there has been an awakening”
If this is intentional this is an absolutely brilliant meta-way of making Snoke intimidating because it’s like he’s in control of the narrative, he names the stories, they’re all part of his plan, etc.
Will he give us the last title as well?
Perhaps he already have?
“And the drOid??!
Possible options for Episode 9′s title based on things Snoke has said
Star Wars Episode 9: Our Strategy Must Change Star Wars Episode 9: And the drOid??! Star Wars Episode 9: GEN ER AL Star Wars Episode 9: haaahnnnnn… so looooo
I vote for GEN ER AL
Star Wars Episode 9: Master of the Knights of Ren Star Wars Episode 9: The Resistance Must Be Destroyed Star Wars Episode 9: We Will Crush Them Once And for All Star Wars Episode 9: Prepare the Weapon Star Wars Episode 9: Leave the Base at Once Star Wars Episode 9: Come to Me with Kylo Ren Star Wars Episode 9: It Is Time
I vote for Star Wars: Come to Me with Kylo Ren.
Star Wars Episode 9: Bring Her To Me
Star Wars Episode 9: The Scavenger Resisted You?!
MC: “Meow~?” Jumin K.O. Seven error 404
bottoms up and the sith lord laughs
chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏
Dicks out for han solo
the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster
DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏
order 66: executed
the jedi: dead
dicks: out
THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY
“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine
All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us
want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.
if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.
does Luke Skywalker is gay?
Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?
Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.
Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-
midichlorians are the power house of the jedi
Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers
They crave that mineral
Yoda: I love my linage, qui gon, obi wan kenobi, ahsoka tano, even dooku and *looks at smudged writing on hand* aspirin bongwater
Hi my name is anakin skywalker and I’ll be singing Girl On Fire by Alicia Keys
Look at your new Grindelwald:
Now back to me:
Now back at your new Grindelwald…
…Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped bleaching his hair and scraped that shit off of his lip… he still wouldn’t look as good as me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in the cinema watching the actor your new Grindelwald should’ve been. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to the next film in this series with me still starring in it. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man shops at Whole Foods and never fastens more than 3 buttons on his shirt.
I’m on a horse.
@second-salemite OMFG I AM DYING
