what is your opinion on sasuke retsuden
There is no such thing as a sasuke retsuden there is no such thing as a naruto shippuden there is only the sasuke harem where I am attended to by my many concubines my eunuchs my jesters (naruto) and all the Columbian crack cocahina you can imagine
If we're all protagonists of our own stories then what does that make yours?
The gay-coded antagonist of everybody else's story
I assume Naruto turned you down again? Listen, you have to understand that it's difficult for him to explain to Hinata why his butthole is so loose again. The excuse that he 'ate too much ramen' can only go so far, you know.
My word. Have some couth for the love of God
I love you Sasuke
Thanks. Me too
What does sasuke believe
I’m like an anarchist except I’m a dog of the state tbh
sasuke why didn’t you attend naruto and hinata’s wedding 😵
Why would I want to watch that when I could go to a circus for the same thing but with better seats
hey sasuke i know you're a bottom
What
Children are best seen and not heard. Let’s take this a step further. Children are best not physically interacted with and not seen. How about a little further? Children are best left abandoned with another parent and not really thought of for years. ♥️ happy pride. 🏳️🌈
i have a new favorite blog and its @sasukebelieves
Sasuke what do you think of your child (her name is Sarada btw) liking Naruto more than you… no shade 😁
That’s fine. I like naruto more than her as well
Wish it was acceptable to chew on your partner’s pubic hair as a form of stimming. Unfortunately, I am called hurtful words such as ‘terrorist’ ‘pervert’ ‘freak’ and so on.
Hey Sasuke. Why aren’t you in therapy, man?
Therapy is for pussies, bitches, and women
What emotion does this image spike in you Sasuke?
Why can't you send me normal pictures of like buttholes or penises or something
The year’s almost over and what have I accomplished? Fortnite dances. Near death experiences. Haven’t even gotten to have gay sex because of a pandemic. Whatever.
What if I just fucking killed myself. Would you be sad? No? What if I killed us both? I hope the planet blows up and nothing is remembered and nobody knows that humanity ever existed
how to meal plan around an absent husband! hinatas recipe blog
so ladies you know when your hubby just isnt around and it gets sooo hard to plan out your grocery shopping because sometimes he just comes back from work at 10pm and eats through your whole fridge after not being in a room with you for more than 10 minutes for weeks?? hah husbands are so funny but you know thats why i married the guy hes so unpredictable now i know you dont all have access to my secret ingredient the byakugan so i always know when hes gonna come looking for an extra meal and can get out the instant ramen before he even has to look for it now remember its never embarrassing to go store bought from time to time ladies when he doesnt have time for you im sure he wont even notice the difference ! so take the time when hes off on another work trip with his old buddy from the academy who he spent years chasing after and pledged his undying friendship for or something to take a little me time and not ask your therapist if you have been living a lie and instead cook up a nice big meal so he will remember what hes missing!! have fun ladies and remember divorce is for quitters!
(sitting naked on the shitter as i shit my guts out) How can I make this about itachi
