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Dammit Jim.

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She/her. MCMLXXXVI. 30s. European. Popstar on ao3. No side blogs. This blog is a mess.
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Anonymous asked:

Can you explain the turn around there's a snake habitat thing

Once upon a time, in the lovely country that is Australia, was a boyband member with a heart of gold named Liam Payne. 

But Australia is also a wild country with plenty of animals, some of them dangerous, some of them even venomous. 

Near the hotel where he was staying, back in september 2013, Liam saw a sign, a sign with a warning about snakes.

Snakes could be some really dangerous animals but the fangirls wanted to see Liam because he is himself a beautiful sight that everybody all around the world wants to see. 

So Liam got worried, because no matter how many millions of girls and boys who are screaming his name every night under the bright stadium lights, no matter how many of them adoring him, Liam James Payne cared for every single one of them. 

So he was scared about those people he cared about, scared that one of them got bitten by those dangerous snakes. So he used his favorite way to communicate and tweeted those  :

But… There is also a legend about the famous Liam Payne… A legend that he was gifted with a big big weapon that he was hiding in his pants. That he is the owner himself of some different type of snake, one less venomous but oooh so intriguing.

So it became that kind of joke in the One Direction fandom, about Liam Payne and his very own dangerous snake. And we almost saw it once, oooh what a beautiful day it was…

The end.

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