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Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room / Plodding On
"I can't do basic duck lips in Vegas
Who am I kidding? I take selfies too.
Friends setting me up so I can play catch up,
I don't want them when I'm waiting for you.
I know how it sounds, don't get me wrong.
On and on about what I don't want.
Maybe I oughta lighten up.
But why does this walk feel like a run?
I'm dragging a heart that weighs a ton,
Holding out for not just anyone..."
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straight into the images of all time folder
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tagged by: @detestedmuppet ( thank you!! 🥰 )
post your favourite person/character anything that you're obsessed over right now and do this quiz
are we surprised at the results here lmao
i tag: @theleagueofgentlemen, @sarnie-for-varney, @barkilphedros-hat, and anyone else who wants to do this ^ ^
Of course im obsessed with bear look aT HIM HES SO ❤️❤️❤️ makes my heart flutter so much
I tag @barkilphedros-hat & @graffitimysouls (if you want to of course) 💖
Tagged by: @lapis-lazuliie
I'm surprised by how similar my quiz result was to Marko's personality...
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@sarnie-for-varney Happy Valoween! (haha get it :} ) 💖
Ahhhh thank youuuu @theleagueofgentlemen
"You finally got rid of that emo hat!" Kokichi, don't act as though you don't have the fattest boner for Shuichi. Don't stand there and act as though it wasn't standing to attention like Shuichi's newly discovered ahoge.
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Honestly, Kokichi Ouma calling Miu Iruma a "filthy c*m dumpster" has to be the funniest thing to ever happen during a class trial in a Danganronpa game.
Other insults from him towards Miu include:
- "Despised, pathetic, dirty c*m toilet of a person"
- "C*m-soaked urinal cake"
- "Vulgar bitch"
- "Itty-bitty, peabrained bitchlet"
- "Whore bitchlet"
- "Horny exhibitionist"
- "Unfuckable, ugly bitch"
- "You sow"
- "Squid-breath"
- "Embarrassment to the human race"
- Disgusting, shit-stuffed bitch
"You cannot resist hurting him."
...
"People like Polidori live for such treatment... and would die for want of it."
- Alice Krige (Mary Shelley) and Phillip Anglim (Lord Byron) in Haunted Summer (1988)
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layton & nikita ♡ | strictly - it takes two
How did I not remember that Morrissey used to carry a whole ass tree in his back pocket?
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Vlad says happy Monday you fucks!
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"Vampires are hot. They're the only erotic monsters. Frankenstein is not hot."
Joel Schumacher, talking about why he made The Lost Boys (1987)
Just watched Alex Winter's new Shudder Original movie Destroy All Neighbors (directed by Josh Forbes) and it is a complete clusterfuck of gore, slimy special effects, and rock n roll craziness!
Alex Winter really loves having his head detached from his body, huh?
Vlad has got to be one of Alex's most unique (and potty-mouthed) characters yet. He is almost unrecognisable, donned head-to-toe in grotesque prosthetic makeup (not unlike his beast boy look for Freaked!).
Not just that, but Jonah Ray did an absolutely fantastic job playing struggling rock musician William Brown alongside Kiran Deol as his rather fed up girlfriend, Emily. This film mostly takes place in a shitty apartment building with equally shitty residents.
A drug-fueled splatter-comedy with epic music. An absolute blast! Highly recommend.
"Hurt me and tell me you're mine.
I don't know why, but I like it.
Scary? My god, you're divine.
Gimme them, gimme them dope and diamonds.
...
You're no good for me.
Baby, you're no good for me.
You're no good for me
But, baby, I want you.
I want you."