my affection for you is inconvenient

FATEFUL ENCOUNTER with a Flower Peddler [Aerith's version]

Tel banal ara'ma vir shiral ma'lasa belanaras

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

FINAL FANTASY XV (2016) | developed by Square Enix.

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

this fucking video

Congrats to the creator of this video for being the only funny person on the internet ever

And now you know what perfection looks like

Best part:

‘That Kesha tweet was probably faked …’ *checks* ‘… HUH.’

(Here’s a link to the tweet in question.)

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

Quick reminder that if you touch lye with your bare hands, it will react with the fatty oils on and in your skin to create soap molecules.

That means it will give you chemical burns while creating human soap.

OP’s comment about the soap equivalent of a Chernobyl elephant’s foot is on point.

Lye (aka sodium hydroxide) turns hydrocarbons/fats into soap.

You are a hydrocarbon.

Please be careful when making soap, because You are a thing that could be used to make soap. And nobody wants to bathe in human soap, no matter how much rosemary you put in it.

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

is there truly any relationship more intimate than between a very dangerous person and the one person they trust to stop them?

Well, what have we got here tonight, kids?

This just in

“Unless it’s pedophilia or incest–”

No, shut up. You do not get a free pass to harass anyone because of a ship.

Nobody is saying you have to like it, you can despise whatever ships as much as you want, but do. Not. Harass. People.

Harassment does real harm; bootyholelicker’s Tumblr post about two fictional sisters kissing doesn’t do jack shit.

Free blocklist in the notes.

Sensenmann (Grim Reaper). Melaten cemetery in Cologne, Germany.

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

What We Do in the Shadows – 6.02: Headhunting