somedays I’m Michael, somedays I’m Florida

They should remove voice acting from the legend of Zelda series so I can rename the main character Lonk again

The old games are hyped up more than they deserve but they are good because you can name the elf boy Gregory if you want to.

I usually call him Lonk.

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

remember when connecting to the internet sounded like it was performing an exorcism

Seeing some fuck shit in public and looking directly at the only other black person in sight and having a mutual mental agreement about the nonsense that’s in front of you

it’s funny that exercise helps you live longer because it feels like i’m dying