if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
Seriously though, painkillers take time to hit. Don't wait until the pain makes you miserable, take them as soon as you realize your day is gonna suck without them
WHEN YOU TAKE IT SOONER, YOU CAN TAKE LESS. TAKE IT FROM A FORMER PHARMACY TECH.
Personally, if I didn’t take them sooner I’d just be vomiting them out.
For a long time I thought I was allergic to painkillers bcz I kept vomiting them, but just turned out I took them too late.
I want to read a fic exacly like my most beloved favorite fics but also NEW and DIFFERENT. but also the same.
Hmm, not sure how to start this conversation.
I do feel that men have it drilled into their heads that they must love sex. Otherwise, they're wrong, they're fags, they're not real men.
This means many of them might be socially pressured into having sex when they don't want to because, against popular belief, men aren't always horny.
And this culture of ''men-must-always-want-sex'' is pervasive in both hetero and queer spaces.
If you're a straight guy every other straight person in your family will develop a breeding kink and harass you so they can have more relatives.
Queer dating culture for men is heavily sex-based. Dating apps run the circus and it mostly relies on hook-ups, which are fine if you like them but make it difficult to enter the dating scene unless you're interested in putting yourself out there like that.
And I think we need to address it.
First and foremost for asexual men. I remember when one of my high school friends confessed to her crush, he told her he was asexual and she got mad and was convinced he'd only said it to avoid dating her. ''If he really didn't like me, he could have told me straight, not using an excuse!"
An excuse. Because clearly there's no other reason a man might not want sex.
But also for every other man who might not want to have sex for whatever reason and at whatever moment.
And it's not just about not wanting sex, it's about not wanting to make sexual comments, not wanting to discuss sexual encounters, and much more.
Men, you don't have to have sex with anyone you don't want to.
Men, you're loved and respected even if you don't have sex with someone who likes you.
Men, you're more than what other people say about your sexual life. You're not a lesser man if you don't have sex often.
Num Num Cat TikTok Chain
ohhhh that finish
you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”
It got better
Spy x Family
vine tarot
by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble
five feet apart cus theyre not gay
oh my god they were roommates
i wont hesitate, bitch
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
its wednesday my dudes
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a potato flew around my room
i have the power of god AND anime on my side
MY POOP IS COMING
~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~
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(’take on me’ opening notes)
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Hooky Fanfic Idea
Dorian is the son of a witch that was turned into a dragon by another witch and he needs someone of royalty to kiss him to help break the spell. So he takes Prince Will. Unfortunately for him Will had a cursed placed on him when he was born that at 16 he would fall under a sleeping spell until his true love woke him with a kiss.
Monica was engaged to Will so she set off to try and find him after hearing he had been kidnapped by a dragon. She tracks him down and finds Dorian’s lair. When she arrives Dani has shown up, Dani explains to her the curse her brother was placed under, and what would break it. So Monica agrees to kiss Dorian in exchange for Will back. He agrees. Needless to say when Dorian became a human again she was not expecting the adorable awkward blushing mess she found.
She asks Dorian and Dani if they live nearby and finds out they have been living in the cave since Dorian was cursed. She invites her new friends back to the palace, and they agree. At that point Damien shows up to save Will, and is very confused to see his siblings. (He had left just before Dorian was cursed) The Twins are equally confused and it is an awkward reunion. 
They go over to where Will is sleeping on Dani’s bed. Monica tries to wake him but her kiss doesn’t work. She tells Damien that he should try, he tentatively does convinced that Will doesn’t feel the same way. Will of course wakes up from Damien’s kiss. They all go back to Monica’s castle. Monica and Will break off their engagement and Will and Damien are together happily.
It’s free real estate. Please feel free to use this idea. If you do use it, please just let me know. My ao3 is KnightsofAce if you want to gift it to me. Or just let me know if the comments. I want to read it so please just let me know if you write something based on my idea.
Still NOT over it
simple hooky sketches cuz I haven’t posted in forever, I’m sick rn :(