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Love Always Wins

@sarasweaterpaws / sarasweaterpaws.tumblr.com

My blog is dedicated to the ultimate OTP that is Yunjae aka. Jung Yunho & Kim Jaejoong, and the rest of the Tohoshinki Family. My current obsession is Agron & Nasir aka. Nagron from the show Spartacus, so you can expect to see those two Hotties around here too. ;)
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jungsyunho

Got a favorite yunjae moment?

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yunjae in bora bora gives me the heebie jeebies!

let’s analyze shall we?

[yunjae is a friendly creature that likes to do it’s mating out in the open]

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[yunjae is very protective of it’s mate]

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[if approached, yunjae will not care and continue it’s mating]

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[please use caution as fangirl squeals tend to make the mating more aggressive]

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froody
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

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dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

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How to Flirt

  • smile
  • wink
  • use cheesy pick up lines
  • gently stroke cheek
  • slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
  • drag to car

Or, if you’re Agron:

  • Ask name for when dead
  • Insult potential mate’s homeland
  • Make lewd comments
  • Only kiss potential mate if you’re sure you’re leaving for certain death
  • Generally be as awkward and inappropriate as humanly possible

Oh, and finally:

  • Engage in heavy petting when you’re meant to be guarding the wife of your boss’ nemesis.

You go, Agron.

Adorable German superbeast idiot.

And it all works

The longer I watch that gif, the more I forget that he’s actually a scary ass motherfucker for most of the show. Just… goof.

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