Irene: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, an "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Sherlock: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Irene: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Sherlock: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Irene & Janine: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

John: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Lestrade: Tongue?

John: Yeah.

Lestrade: Cool.

TV night 👀

Upon meeting a queer couple, straight people often ask uncomfortable, bizarre questions. They want to know which of them is the "man", and which is the "woman". Who's the top? Who's the bottom? Who's the giver, and who's the receiver, etc. They ask these nonsensical, ignorant questions and bypass the only relevant line of inquiry there is, the only one with an answer that's meaningful in any way.

Don't ask queer couples who the "man" in a relationship is. Ask who's the Bert. Who's the Ernie?

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

GET BOOPED

Must be from "Catspaw" 😃

and he said YES.

People on insta were very concerned with where the ring went.

@johnlocked1827384

Behold

The greatest nature documentary ever created

It truly is

I was so not prepared for this. 🤣🤣🤣

"At the moment, he stands no chance of mating today." feels like it cannot be topped but then "this extraordinary creature is half-blind, half-deaf, and this is just about as fast as it can move" comes along 😂😂😂

Thanks, Tastefully Offensive! Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!! 

I love the Panda one so much.

Off to alpha centauri ! 🍋

2D loop assignment

Things cats were right about all along:

This isn’t my headcanon, this is my RELIGION: The Garden of Eden is like The Sandbox in Team Fortress 2.

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