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@sarahcakes613 / sarahcakes613.tumblr.com

Canadian, mid30s, any pronouns. Still a dog-loving angel who likes cake. Also known as the Galactic Ruler of the Rarepairs.

So, I've been tracking my fic reads since 2020, and it's really cool to go back and see when various fandoms or ships had a chokehold on me. It's especially cool to go back and see writer's names that I'm now like hey, we're actual factual friends now! And here is the first fic of theirs I ever read!!

Also, because I've been tracking since before I got into wrestling, I have a log of every single wrestlefic I've read. So like, if you're ever trying to find an old Shield fic, there's a real chance I have the link. I didn't read every single fic in the tag but like. In 2021 I read 726 fics in the WWE tag and probably 700 of them were Shield pairings.

#sbylc #I highly recommend tracking your fic #I currently only track ao3 links but have included tumblr fic in the past #I usually do the basic metadata and a url and then some notes on how I felt and maybe a favourite quote if something stuck out #I wish I'd started tracking earlier because I have no record of my entire Sansan fixation or my Hobbit era

Snippet Sunday

@daphne-minor did an open tag and I've finally got worbs in this RomanEddie fic so here's a snippy snip.

#sbylc #eddie's brats au #this is the last in the series and I really wanted it to be done by end of year #but it's the one that evaded me most because their relationship only exists in one ficlet so far and it's a less involved situation #but I think I like the direction it's going so far

*looks around* so, who would like to write me a story where Matt Taven goes to Daddy Ass for advice on wooing Mortos?

#sbylc #does this make narrative sense? no but consider; who cares

Someone needs to gif Danny's gay little run IMMEDIATEMENT.

#sbylc #aew collision

peppermintquartz asked:

Paul not answering Roman? He's either dead or he found a new guy to fawn over

In continuity, Solo did smash his phone way back in the summer, but that wouldn't do anything to his actual mobile account so I like to think he changed his number and left the country to stay safe. I saw a theory that he's somehow gonna still come back and bring one of his former clients to be the fifth man but... none of those options are very appealing.

I just can't believe they've set up a story where I might wind up getting Roman and Seth together again and I'm CRANKY about it because it goes against everything they've been doing with their storytelling since 2022's Rumble match!

#sbylc #peppermintquartz #inside of me are two wolves. one is screaming Rolleigns the other is screaming BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE CONSIDERING THEIR EMOTIONS/TRAUMA

I finally have a couple of opening sentences for Roman's bxb story. I am determined to finish it before the end of the year! I changed my mind a couple times on the setting etc, but. It always comes back to the fuckening Rumble.

#sbylc #eddie's brats au #I toyed with setting it after Mania XL but the problem is the whole storyline #I hit kind of a wall on who is where and the dynamics btwn everyone this spring #canon is changing too much for me make it STOP

The number of goddamn bots I have had to block in the last month, I s2g.

#sbylc #*sighs in tired jew*

I really, REALLY need to know if Billy Gunn still has the Tyler Breeze cardboard cutout in his home office.

#sbylc #billy gunn #it's been like two hours and I am still thinking about it

A day late but happy belated etc to @blizzardsuplex and I hope this is even remotely what you were looking for. I don't really know where I was going, I mostly let Jack steer the boat.

They both reached for the… (1324 words) by sarahcakes613 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, All Elite Wrestling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jungle Boy | Jack Perry/Daniel Garcia, Anna Jay & Jungle Boy | Jack Perry Characters: Jungle Boy | Jack Perry, Daniel Garcia (Professional Wrestling), Anna Jay Additional Tags: Comic-Con, aggressive flirting, Angry Kissing Summary: Jack runs into Danny at Comic-Con.

#sbylc #jackdanny #I think they should kiss in the ring on wednesday

peppermintquartz asked:

Any chance I can get a bit of fluffy nonsense from you? The 911 side has been really exhausting my emotional stability this weekend and I need a pick-me-up.

it's a bit less fluffy nonsense and a bit more domestic fluff/innuendo, but here's some Joestafa for you and I hope you feel better!

#sbylc #peppermintquartz #joestafa #motivated by a photo on Ali's insta today

wildwolfxstrangledwolf asked:

Laughing at the "what do you do with the rest of the Matsoh" in the poll like it's a creature you've castrated for soup. Like Matsoh balls, lamb fries and rocky mountain oysters are the same things from various creatures. Pretty they wouldn't be kosher if they were, but as a non Jewish person I'm not sure what exactly is or isn't kosher/halal

😂 I absolutely love that your mind went there because I didn't really get that bit and now I'm cracking up so thank you!

And I can't speak to halal but if the Matzah was an animal, and if the animal was a kosher animal, and if the kosher animal was... intact, at the time of its killing, and if the killing was in keeping with the manner set forth in our laws surrounding slaughter, then the Matzah's balls would indeed be kosher!

#sbylc #wildwolfxstrangledwolf #did I write my answer in such a way that it would read like a rabbinical answer maybe. yes. maybe yes.#you gotta read the italicized words as being a bit elongated and also with a rising lilt #jumblr

If anyone wants a little bit of inside baseball on the Hanger Burning Down a House segment, Ryan Loco took the photos and talks about it on the newest AEW Unrestricted.

#sbylc #it's around 20m in the video #ryan loco is so damn good at what he does #aew unrestricted

Oh my god Mox wants Orange to fuck him so bad he looks stupid.

#sbylc #the smile when Orange ran out? the FACE when Orange flipped off the desk??#aew collision

sarahcakes613 reblogged

A "hear me out" cake, but it's just all the rare pairs I think of that don't ever make it into a fic.

Like, hear me out. Dustin Rhodes/Matt Taven/Cody Rhodes.

You may!! The "hear me out" cake is really big, like one of the sheet ones from Costco. There's room for everyone's "rarepairs I thought of but never committed to fic"!!!

#sbylc #hear me out

nagdabbit asked:

matt taven train? don't you mean the matt trainven im so sorry i needed to pun

THE MATT TRAINVEN.

Or is that just the line out of the locker room of everyone who is equally bewitched by Taven's hips.

#sbylc #nagdabbit #something something running a train on matt taven

A "hear me out" cake, but it's just all the rare pairs I think of that don't ever make it into a fic.

Like, hear me out. Dustin Rhodes/Matt Taven/Cody Rhodes.

#sbylc #I just think that DustinMatt #and Dustin is like WOW you are impossible. and calls in reinforcements from someone who knows Matt's tendencies

Me and @banannabethchase when we have the same thought at once.

#sbylc #what's the tag y'all use?#the sara(h)s are at it again

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