wrestlers government naming each other in interviews is really really cute to me. like the love shines through. like whatever whatever. stage names be damned that half the audience won't know why they're calling them tommy or nate

#i also caught the darby meal and a match and he government-names malakai

sneaks back to this post to say this is actually why i made this post! i'd just watched meal & a match and seen darby calling him tommy. and then i'd earlier that day been watching a malakai interview where he makes half an effort to say "brody king" before immediately calling him nate for the rest of the interview

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

Sending this post the bill for the hernia surgery I laughed myself into needing

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

Matt "on second thought.." Jackson.

+ BTE Bonus.

which aew wrestler is the most likely to start kicking their leg like a dog when scratched behind the ear. this isn’t for anything im just curious

I appreciate people who aren’t into stuff I reblog but still follow me somehow

Dick Van Dyke had his heart set on playing Mr. Dawes, Sr. in Mary Poppins, and said they didn’t have to pay him anything extra, he just really wanted to do it for the fun. Although Walt Disney had offered him the part of Bert right out, he made him audition for the part of Mr. Dawes, Sr.   

While viewing a make-up test for Van Dyke in the projection room, Disney saw him entertaining crew members on the test film between takes with some comic routines, among them the “stepping down” routine of an old man trying to step off a curb without hurting himself. The test film not only convinced Disney to cast Dick Van Dyke as Mr. Dawes, Sr., but Walt specifically requested that crew members “build a six-inch riser on the board room set so Dick can do that stepping-down routine” in the film.   

Fun Fact: On the Mary Poppins 40th anniversary DVD commentary, Dick Van Dyke revealed that after they did the makeup test, he went for a walk on the Disney backlot. Spying a tourist tour bus, he tried out his “stepping-down routine” on the curb, and inched his way across the street, causing the tour bus to wait for him until he reached the other side. As the bus drove off, he waited a few seconds before breaking out into a sprint, running along side the bus in full old-man makeup, his cane gripped in his hand.

And that is why he is king of all things

I’m filing this under Things I Didn’t Know.

I love him so much.

There is one photographer who seems to have hit upon a unique approach to landscape and drone photography. Aydın Büyüktaş, a photographer from Turkey, has found himself quite the center of attention on social media with his mind-bending depictions of the American landscape that he calls Flatlands. Photo by Aydın Büyüktaş.

Location: Burlington Northern and Santa Fe rail yard

quick what is everyone doing right now