we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually
remembering all the times i spent money
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
English: Grammar Nazi - Kinda extreme - Trivializes fascism - Limited usage
Finnish: Comma fucker - Funny, light-hearted yet still clearly derogatory - Trivializes nothing - Usage not limited only to grammar, but works for any nitpickers
the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
Pretty sure if I got hugged for more than 5 seconds I would break down crying
outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"
thinking back to the time that a random girl told me how her cat would always find injured wildlife and bring them to her to try and heal them.
the mental gymnastics genuinely had me speechless
Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while
Boys who up smacking they rat?
the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass
Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped
My gender
ah, yes
never gets old.
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
society if women were seen as people
god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
