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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

Charles M. Schulz:  The Original

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

heres a comp of all the kissing I caught at tboy wrestling 😗

i want what david cronenberg has

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Jean Diodati (1576-1649), Pious annotations of the Holy Bible, 1648 London.

snoopy of the day

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour