do not cite the deep magic to me witch

I was there when it was written

leave your laundry on the floor for them

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

Mystery dog…

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Mighty Nein + Text Posts (II)

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

I only saw the second part of this post until now. the context is even better than I could have imagined

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

Blobboreon

"Livin' large tonight boys!"

"I'm not making fun of the Great Depression!

...I am making fun of the Great Depression."

Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date

Like this is one of the few things that Iroh did wrong adjsktv what the hecc Iroh

You mean that haircut so painfully, obviously awful that any self-respecting date would immidiately ruffle it, thus guarunteeing Zuko the first bit of friendly touch from someone other than his uncle for more than three years? Or the haircut so bad that it will imidiately trigger mocking jokes and help break the tension that Zuko is so prone to?

Iroh wins again.

pai sho is a game about planning and taking into account the opponents potential moves.

honor™

Come on tell me that this isn't perfect for the everybody lives nobody dies reshirement au

Bilbo: violence isn’t the answer, Thorin!

Thorin: you’re right

Bilbo: *sighs in relief*

Thorin: violence is a question

Bilbo:

Thorin: and the answer is yes

Bilbo: FUCK

Picture me, a puckish satyr gamboling thru a field on this shit.

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD