sapphire-or-smth reblogged
15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait
- Drug them
- kick dirt in their food
- try to drown them in a lake
- watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter
- tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them
- curse them to do whatever you say
- trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)
- ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)
- kill their brother
- ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way
- exile them
- Impersonate your twin sister
- get turned into a snake
- write them letters but don’t send them
- kill them
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