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Why Tfota is the best fantasy series:

1. Love interest is not a 500 year old fae falling in love with a 19 year old girl but is actually the same age as the main character

2. The main character remains a mortal throughout the book and doesn't become a fae out of the blue

3. The main character doesn't become the best at a skill she's only started to learn but has actually trained for it her entire life

4. Original likeable non-cliche characters

5. By @anthrologies Plot wasnt focused on a big bad guy or overthrowing a system of power but the mc taking control of the situation

6. By @cromulentreader fmc does bad things for good/bad situations and gets consequences instead of a personality overwrite

7. By @shizzlesisntevenaword No insta love between the fmc and li; it's a perfectly placed enemies to allies to lovers

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15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait

  1. Drug them
  2. kick dirt in their food
  3. try to drown them in a lake
  4. watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter
  5. tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them
  6. curse them to do whatever you say
  7. trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)
  8. ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)
  9. kill their brother
  10. ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way
  11. exile them
  12. Impersonate your twin sister
  13. get turned into a snake
  14. write them letters but don’t send them
  15. kill them

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