"furry inflation" (2024)

employers will try to convince you that you need a "career" and that you need to "network" and make "professional contacts" and this is false. you need to eat treats with your friends and have a silly niche blog on an unprofitable web platform

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

This is just modern on site training

i gotta remember this

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

like this

I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

sentiments like this used to carry a lot more weight, back in the go nuts show nuts days...

last time I opened tumblr is public the first post was house md big naturals i think theres still some weight

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

the amount of people that reblogged this post to say that "actually they're the same group of people, they just transitioned." is so fascinating

I wish there were medieval fantasy written by people who actually found the medieval period interesting

I don’t mean grittiness I mean like anthropologically. The medieval period was fucking weird and the people who lived through it had fundamentally different perspectives on how the world works than even very religious modern people, reading a medieval fantasy shouldn’t feel like I’m just reading a contemporary person running around with a sword.

personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.

How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

motherFUCKER

spock does NOT outlive james tiberius kirk!!!! they die at the exact same time! in fact they were kissing and are still kissing in the afterlife rn!!! and neither of them lived without the other for a single second!!!!

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