saphlore-blog

fr I don’t understand how humans have survived this long with our reproductive tracts being so uniquely terribly shitty it’s crazy how ovaries just explode

the way ovaries aren't even directly connected to the uterus like 🤷 let's hope an egg gets in there

BUILD A BEAR SEA SLUG

I want to go on an outing with my boyfriend and make one of these and put its little heart in it and give it a name and everything.

Yup, I'm late 40s and he's late 50s but this sea slug is beyond age limits. It's about love of marine life which we both have.

It’s an online exclusive but you can buy the body unfilled and fill it in store if you want the experience.

But WOULD recommend. I’m a 24 year old man and I sleep next to a strawberry scented Build A Bear Paulette Bunny I got 4 years ago during lockdown. They hold up great.

I’m sorry, WHAT?!? 🤩

you can get a tiny tardigrade bandana too so it can look like a little old lady

all that's real to me is Marilyn and Jesus

jumping off of bridges

sparklers and streamers honey

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

MEGAN THEE STALLION for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon

in the clurb we all pham

thank god

hamas, blow her up

hamas if you can hear us hamas

EMMA D'ARCY — Ph. by Sarah Piantadosi for ES Magazine (May 2024)

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

Mental illness that makes you shit so hard every once in a while

“hahahahahaha he called his fans tumblypoos.”

jesus christ you humorless fucking joykills; I called tumblr users tumblypoos like you call them tumblrinas. 

Either dial up your irony awareness meter or dial down your condescending judgement meter; either suits me fine.

Feels good to be the guy with the cool groceries at the grocery store. Sardines and couscous and stuff like that

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

'a variation of food'

"the pizza"

I fear the working conditions in a mr.beast factory