my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

fruits and berries

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

laudna tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!

message to all bitches

please survive

no matter what happens in the election tomorrow, don't forget: rebirth of giant basilisk in Vietnamese highlands imminent

i've been reading a lot of books about urban naturalism recently, and the one big thing they all talk about is how you HAVE to stop seeing nature as something that happens somewhere else. nature is not just charismatic megafauna and state parks and mountain ranges. nature is that abandoned lot that's growing native milkweed in it. nature is the murder of crows that lives in your block. nature is the moss growing on your roof and the dandelions growing in the sidewalk cracks and the song birds at your neighbor's birdfeeder. and you should care about it! you should notice it! that's YOUR nature!

dj, put that fag shit on

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life