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The Future we build could be beautiful

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One thing about having been in on Worm tumblr for a decade is that there are certain posts that people make de novo every few years. Like, you'll be browsing the tag, and be like, "I remember when [mutual who left the site 6 years ago] made that exact joke."

> having been on Worm tumblr for a decade

hold on i need to go look at something.

oh. yeah. ok. i need to sit down. what the fuck. it's been 11 years??

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Which Parahumans characters do you think would use it/its pronouns if they knew you could. I think Alec would be he/it and Ashley would be it/its exclusive

Riley for sure

Oh Riley 100%. Bonesaw is she/her but after the self-actualization that’s one of the most it/its bitches known to man

ok this is wild but hear me out: Doctor Mother as she/it.

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lakesbian

this part of the echidna fight never gets less fucking funny. there is genuinely so much wrong with taylor. scapegoat is like “THIS CITY FUCKING SUCKS YOU’RE ALL INSANE” and taylor is just standing there proving his point thinking “hmm well some human sacrifice might be okay”

no yeah crucial element of this is that she did in fact literally do the human sacrifices, which is part of what shoots it up to being in the top ten Taylor Moments of all time

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lakesbian

other taylor gold morning moment that i will never be over is when glastig uaine spends like twenty minutes comparing her to eidolon and panacea and shit and then she goes and thinks “Yeah I’m definitely a lot closer to someone like Uber or Leet than Eidolon” because she is fucking insane. also that time during the echidna fight when miss militia is like “yeah we don’t want people to find out how much damage powers can do, even the lame ones that suck” and taylor is like “i have one of the lame ones that suck right” and miss militia is just like. “N. Nnooo.” it is a genuinely well-written and impactful indication of the fact that her self-esteem never fully recovered from the bullying, but it’s also just really fucking funny. 

“yeah, i’m basically a cringefail loser like leet,” says master 10 about to launch an attack on god.

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…that’s right, it’s time for:

MISS TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2023: WORM EDITION

Featuring art from a frankly staggering amount of amazing bloggers on this platform! Voting for each round of the tournament will last 1 day, with 1-3 days between rounds. There will be 4 rounds total, ending in the crowning of wormblr’s first ever Official™️ Sexyman™️! Participation through memes, halftime reports, sexyman muckraking, campaigns that cost the GDP of a small nation, other such posts, and plain old voting is highly encouraged. I will be using the tag #Miss Tumblr Sexyman 2023 Worm Edition and welcome everyone to do the same.

Links will be updated here as voting goes live!

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