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bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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shining-dawn

String identified: Accta "a t ca" tt, a a, at t tc t a at-t-cta-attact a a, a tc c / a gg t cg . a t t t a a ' Aa a ta t a t a g tat a 't ga cc a . G gggg a gag ca t a t 'a t' a G g , ' , ag, t tat' a t . tgt g cta, t tat t t ca cat tc. T aac.

Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

tags that read "ok but hear me out for that snail."
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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

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mumblesplash

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

they are reading the comments

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

  • for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean
  • people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality
  • there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S
  • there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning
  • by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers
  • there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse
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kloonissmall

he would not say that.

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sparkly-lexi

I was there when he said it actually

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

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gnilliam
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abalidoth

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

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apas-95

A head maid leads a staff of eight other maids, organised into two firetidies. Each firetidy is composed of a riflemaid, automatic riflemaid, and a grenadier, alongside the firetidy leader. Sometimes the head maid will attach to one or the other tidy, but she may also move between them as a headquarters element, especially when she has access to an MG (maidgunner) team or radiomaid.

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max1461

@deaths-accountant I will, if I remember, think carefully about your thought experiment and respond to it soon (although I will probably change some details so that it is less similar to current events because I don't want people to misunderstand the nature of the discussion and get mad at me), but, in the mean time, here is a counter-thought-experiment for you:

Suppose there is a guy Bob, currently hanging out in the heavenly realm or whatever, and he is presented by an angel with the following choice:

  1. Bob will be born into the world, and live an ordinary-seeming life. Over the course of his life, the net utility (under whatever form of utilitarianism you endorse; hedonic, preferential, etc.) which he contributes to everyone else in the world besides himself will be 0. In other words, the people of the world (not including him) will be no better off nor worse off for his being born. However, he himself, under the same conception of utility, will receive -ε net utils. He will have N (for reasonable large N) utils worth of joys, triumphs, etc., and -(N+ε) utils worth of pains, failures and so on. Thus, he will live a net-negative life.
  2. Bob will not be born into the world, he will cease to exist.

Implicitly I'm discounting here all the thoughts and feelings that Bob experiences here in the heavenly realm before he is born (or not) as irrelevant, but if you don't feel comfortable with this you can just adjust the numbers so that the net utility of each choice comes out as intended above.

It is possible, I think, that in light of the above choice, Bob would select (2) and cease to exist. But I think it's also possible that Bob would say "no, I'll take (1), I want to have the joys and triumphs even if there turn out also to be a greater number of failures and losses". In particular, I am almost certain that I would choose (1), and not just for fear of death (the above scenario is an abstraction of choices that I have actually made, where no risk of death was involved).

The question is: would it be moral for the angel to override Bob here, "for his own good", and choose (2) for him?

By construction a utilitarian has to say yes. If ε is small the utilitarian might say "well, it's not a very big deal; the normative force behind overriding Bob and choosing (2) is low". But I can think of scenarios in which I would chose (1) even if (I believed that) ε was pretty significant, where this excuse doesn't work.

Also consider for instance... the archetype of the starving artist. The man who is committed to producing his Great Work even at significant cost to himself. Suppose that he has made many sacrifices in order to hone his craft, he's given up financial success and a social life, he lives in the mountains and, you know, carves statue after statue in pursuit of perfection. Suppose that he can rationally conclude that, when (if) he does complete his masterpiece, the satisfaction will be relatively small in the face of all the sacrifices he's made. I mean, yeah, he'll be happy, he'll feel fulfilled and genuinely, deeply satisfied. But on a literal, summative level, that just won't add up to the lifetime of late nights, missed opportunities for social connection, etc., either in terms of net pleasure or net preference satisfaction or whatever. But suppose also that on the day to day level he doesn't feel miserable, he's not suffering. He's toiling in pursuit of a deeply held personal goal, and it feels... well, "good" isn't always the word. But he is plenty motivated to keep going; he's out here in the mountains of his own accord. The fact that he judges that at the end of his life the utility tally won't come up positive for him doesn't weigh on him much. "Why should I care about some number?" he says. "Maybe I'd be net happier if I went out on the town and found a wife and settled down, but I don't want to do that. I want to complete my Great Work."

Is this artist doing something immoral by living his life the way he has? Would it be moral for a third party to step in and prevent him from pursuing his endeavors?

In both of these thought experiments, my extremely strong intuition is that the answer is "no", making choices for other people "for their own good" in this way is not moral. But this seems like a necessary consequence of any kind of utilitarianism, so I can't get behind utilitarianism.

The starving artist example gets to a more fundamental issue, too. I kept saying things like "he really wants to complete his Great Work, and it will make him very satisfied, but he will be more net satisfied if he gives up on that and lives a normal life". Well... what the hell does "net satisfied" mean? How do you measure the strength of a preference? He "really wants" to complete his Great Work, and materially that corresponds to a certain neural state, but how do you put a number on that neural state which is fungible with the numbers you put on all the other neural states of human life? You run into this problem in both hedonic and preference utilitarianism, because "preference" is a neural phenomenon. Is there even a well-defined abstraction here, is there even a coherent thing to which "preference strength" can possibly refer? Maybe, but I don't know that there is. And the problem is that if you pick the wrong abstraction, if you pick the wrong way of getting a fungible quantity out of a fundamentally non-numerical arrangement of matter, then what you have doesn't correspond to "ethics" anymore, right, it lacks normative force. It's just some number.

This is why I say that utilitarian-ish ethics are fine on the large scale, they're fine for the policy maker or the economist, who for methodological reasons simply needs to pick an ok enough abstraction on run with it. But on the scale of individual humans, individual minds, and what it "really means" to treat people right, I don't think utilitarianism can possibly hold up.

I might have made this exact post before somewhere, if so apologies for repeating myself.

By construction a utilitarian has to say yes. If ε is small the utilitarian might say "well, it's not a very big deal; the normative force behind overriding Bob and choosing (2) is low". But I can think of scenarios in which I would chose (1) even if (I believed that) ε was pretty significant, where this excuse doesn't work

I find this assumption really strange, I dont think it's true at all that utilitarians have to say yes to this. Deontologists owe a lot to Kant, but there are very few modern Kantians. Mental dualists owe a lot to Descartes, but there there are very few modern Cartesians. And utilitarians owe a lot to Bentham's hedonic utilitarianism, but I think that modern utilitarianism has overwhelmingly switched over to preference utilitarianism. Maybe a hedonic utilitarian has to say yes to this, but to a preference utilitarian, Bob has clearly and of sound mind expressed his preference, and it would be unethical to intercede against that. Pain and pleasure are not intrinsically negative or valuable on their own, their only value is in the value they are assigned as goals by conscious agents. It simply does not make sense to try to weigh them against each other in the first place without an agent assigning them meaning. Pure preference utilitarians should categorically never intervene against a (sound-minded, informed) agent making choices that affect no one else.

I'm not sure that's what preference utilitarianism is though! Like, a preference utilitarian is not obligated to respect any old preference someone holds; what they are committed to is maximizing net preference satisfaction. It's that lifetime summative component that makes utilitarianism distinct from other forms of consequentialism. So, what if Bob's decision to live does not maximize his lifetime preference satisfaction? What if he has the preference to live, knows that this will lead to many more of his preferences being violated and on net choosing to live will mean more preference violation than preference satisfaction for him, and he chooses to live anyway? That's the scenario I'm trying to set up. And it seems to be that anyone who thinks there is an obligation to respect his preference in this case (as I do) cannot be a utilitarian.

if you are posting with certainty a bob that makes the wrong choice according to a systematic and self consistent aggregation of his many competing preferences to live out a life that is (by all of his preferences taken together) worse than ceasing to exist (which is my attempt to summarize the key elements of this thought experiment, let me know if you think that's a mischaracterization), then i do believe it is (probably) a moral imperative to give Bob the result that matches his actually coherent extrapolated aggregate volition with more urgency than the result that he willingly consents to. the fact that these results have diverged is (as all good thought experiments tend to be) an incredibly rare and degenerate situation that in practice humans are much much more likely to assume is happening than actually is, and in the real world you should 99.999% of the time obey the heuristic of assuming someone knows what matches their preferences better than you can guess, especially given the ways that violating someone's consent causes pain and damage to people in very deep and serious ways even if it would *in theory* be a better object level result if the willingly chose that option instead.

like, my thinking here is that Bob is piloting his decision making in a way that fails to accurately account for the long run results of subtle preferences and these preferences within Bob maybe deserve a fair amount of moral weight and by deciding to live out a life that (by your description of the thought experiment) he will on net regret having lived out, *something* seems like it must have gone wrong here.

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c3rvida3

I really do love when I get called a fujoshi because, like. Look, it's not a cool thing to call any gay trans guy, but with me in particular, it is REALLY apparent that that's just your catch-all insult for gay trans guys. Really obvious that you were just throwing some spaghetti at the wall and hoping it stuck. You didn't even look at my blog. There's not even real life guys kissing on here. Or anime guys not kissing. I was just talking to my spouse about anime boys I am capable of naming, and here is the full list: Goku, Sasuke, Naruto, etc. That's all of them. Ain't a holier-than-thou thing, either. Just not my scene. And it's also a thing where, like. Let's strip away the porn and romance parts of it. I didn't transition to be a twink. If you did, I am hootin' and hollerin' and crushing beer cans against my forehead, but I'm fat and hairy and covered in tattoos and I often find myself in a hunting supply store staring at the novelty T-shirts and thinking, "That's a solid pun and a beautiful wildlife painting. I can't pass up the opportunity to wear this to a chili cook-off or perhaps to a different hunting supply store." Just the way it worked out for me, you know? I think maybe if you asked the people who know me to rank things they'd be likely to find me doing, they would all put "gnawing on a human corpse buck naked on the side of the road" slightly above "rubbing one out to anime boys kissing". But yeah. I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

Thinking maybe this post came off a little harsh, so I do want to clarify that if you're reading this and you want to kiss Goku so bad that you're thinking about going down to your local Planned Parenthood and doing some steroids about it because you feel like that's really gonna help you get into the zone Goku-wise, you might actually be the coolest dude on the face of the earth. I think you really know what you're about, and I'm into it big-time.

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toskarinfr
Anonymous asked:

you know the more i think about it the less the demon blade sounds special. all blades are for killing

honestly that sounds like something someone who's trying to trick me into letting my guard down so they can steal the demon blade from me would say. nice try Anon, but I'm not so naive.

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One thing about having been in on Worm tumblr for a decade is that there are certain posts that people make de novo every few years. Like, you'll be browsing the tag, and be like, "I remember when [mutual who left the site 6 years ago] made that exact joke."

> having been on Worm tumblr for a decade

hold on i need to go look at something.

oh. yeah. ok. i need to sit down. what the fuck. it's been 11 years??

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this is the position my right hand is in when i play minecraft. the group chat is murdering me for it. thoughts?

theyre bullying me 😔

they called me mumbo jumbo

a collection of my favorite tags

this is literally optimal though like navigating dark souls is a pain in the ass without pulling out this grip between combat to run and use the camera at the same time your friends are just haters of your elite gamer spirit.

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there are some things a character should not be able to tell us about themselves EVEN with a gun to their head. depending on the character that could even expand to include "most" things

i'm talking "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink" territory. "i've constructed an elaborate rube goldberg machine of plot to force this character to have precisely the realization about themselves that i want them to, and i'm only maybe 60% sure it'll work" territory. "the deity of their choice reveals it to them in a dream and they wake up and say, 'no, that can't be right,' and promptly forget about it" territory.

Siffrin InStarsAndTime

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they should invent a smoking that isn't incredibly terribly bad for you. and stinky

they almost managed this with vaping. alas I've not yet met a vape mixture that tastes even half as good as a good cigarette.

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wearemage

THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D

First music, then voice modifiers… Now this. Perfect.

Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.

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musicalhell

Yay, no more Soundbible!

For any content creators who’d like it!

[Image one: closeup on someone’s hand opening a can of Coca-Cola. Image two: Landscape photo of Yellowstone National Park, two mountains in the background and a buffalo in the lower right hand corner.]

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