I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it

wait isn't it also implied somewhere that Sally was in contact with Chiron at some point before Percy arrived at CHB? Im dying imagining a convo between them about Percy's godly parentage like-

Chiron: Unfortunately, its fairly common for the gods to not disclose of their godly nature, so a lot of parents don't exactly know who-

Sally: Oh I always knew Percy's father was a god! You see I met him at a beach in Montauk and-

Chiron: You know what Sally 😀 I'm going to have to stop you right there.

Supervisor

(This is NOT a tsp blog! Please don't follow for The Stanley Parable!)

Tbh the more you play TSP the more you get the inexplicable impression that the office building was created by an entity with a very surface-level understanding of what an office building is supposed to be. The place is basically screaming ‘I am a normal location in a normal world where normal human people do Work and Jobs and am definitely not suspended someplace abstract and outside of time at all!’ at you and expecting you to believe it. What jobs do people do in office buildings? Well, they… they push buttons on keyboards! The meeting room is full of details that tell you exactly nothing about what kind of office building this is (other than the fact that somebody named Chris was, at one point, in the broom closet).

The Stanley Parable office building is in the uncanny valley for places.

I always find this part of their relationship hilarious

A new man for Dan to be jealous of

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!

guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS

@obliviouspoptart tags:

Alright, headcanon's time XD We know that Kakashi likes to honor his precious ppl by adopting some of their habits, right?

Now let's take a look at Pakkun's fur pattern and Kakashi's mask

Kakashi has a strong bond with his Ninken especially Pakkun that he bluntly stated that he's his favorite Ninken, they were together since Kakashi was a child so what if little Kakashi decided to wear a mask imitating Pakkun's fur pattern too? 😁

Ahem

No, of course not

ROAST HER LMAO

#I bet she believes it tho#she got so busy playing her game of saying technically true things to Gideon she forgot @mayasaura

STUPID PARADOX SPACE STYLE DJ COMIC

Percy with a cap that says women and men want me, fish respect me

My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:

Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

For those worried: yes, my coworker and I are definitely friendly enough that this was taken as a joke. We all make mistakes like this and goof at each other about it; I posted this because she got me good with the printed response. Gotta respect innovation

My name Scarlet. With one T. ONE. Stop getting it wrong

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

"we are sending your uncle to a nice farm upstate where he can play with other uncles all day"

may i just say (as i continue to reread jane eyre): it is sooooo good that jane becomes part of a community, gets a job, gets her own little cottage, educates the local girls, is beloved by local families, makes friends, enjoys nature, calls out st. john rivers on being a repressed freak, etc. i just love this part of the book. girlie is heartsore but girlie is thriving on her own!!!

@stellaluna33 ‘s tags bc they’re so good