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Jack Zimmermann’s media image: Drug addict, fashion ho, sassy rebel, leather jacket, bad boy who will seduce you into a life of crime and risky driving, doesn’t really care about hockey.
Jack Zimmermann’s reality: Soft bro, autistic, history nerd, neon yellow sneakers, loves getting thick books for his birthday, hockeys harder than god, his mom buys his suits for him, gets excited giving opinions on protein powders.
The third volume you've all been waiting for is here! Following the success of our previous two volumes, the Zine, Please! team is proud to announce we'll be bringing you another volume full of Check, Please! goodness made by the fans for the fans!
As with our previous iterations, this will be a multi-month affair, with sign-ups happening in October 2024, check-ups happening throughout the process, and the zine being published in free PDF format in June 2025.
'Swawesome things come in threes! For this volume, we want you all to explore the shenanigans, celebrate the triumphs, and dive into the inner workings and dynamics of all your favorite Check, Please! trios!
There's endless trios to choose from, some more familiar than others. I mean, who can forget the most iconic canon trios? We're talkin' Ransom, Holster, Lardo! We're thinkin' Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot! We're screeeamin' Chowder, Dex, Nursey!
If you're willing to go outside the box, think about trios you'd love to see together who the fandom hasn't seen! Who among us is brave enough to put the Jack's Type Trio of Bitty, Camilla, and Kent in a room together? Hell, we could even take a dive into Deep Fandom Lore that OG fans may remember with the No Chill Trio of Lardo, Nursey, Kent.
Be it everyone's faves with polyfrogs, tadpoles content, or unlikely trios we'd all kick and squeal about, it's all welcome for this volume!
More specific guidelines will be released when sign-ups open. 'Till then, look forward to seeing feature posts for previous amazing zine contributions, fun polls, and more from our team! Make sure to check out our carrd for our FAQ, previous volumes, our contributor server, and more info! ---Zine, Please! Admin Team Zine, Please! Carrd
if we consider check, please! taking place in the real world can you even imagine how popular bitty’s youtube channel would be especially during this pandemic?
he already had a built in fanbase that would have increased with national exposure, and considering it’s been 3 in-world years by 2020 he’s already an established brand.
an upbeat feel-good youtube channel where a super cute blond guy teaches people how to bake like an expert, increasingly-more-often-than-not accompanied by his extremely hot, extremely sweet, very famous hockey sous chef husband. both of whom are now quarantined. like can you even fathom how popular this channel would become?
including such gems as:
‘watch me cut my husband’s hair on IG live for charity’
‘watch jack zimmermann grow a beard in real time’
‘jack zimmermann is a little bit stir crazy from lack of hockey sport and will pick me up several times during this video because he’s full of chaotic energy right now and he’s not allowed to wrestle me’
‘sink into deep relaxation listening to two of the most bizarrely soothing accents you’ve ever heard in tandem’
‘bitty does a 24 hour livestream in which he makes 384 jars of jam because he’s lost control of his life’
‘listen to a 7 ½ minute argument about the pronunciation of the word ‘pecan’
‘bitty runs out of butter and goes into panic mode’
‘buttergate leads to several days of jack zimmermann workout videos that will be both extremely popular and extremely meme-able’
‘how many times can ‘ehm’ be said during one youtube video, this helpful counter in the corner of your screen will help us count’
‘some of the soppiest most adorable content of two newlyweds ever seen by human eyes’
william “red hair” poindexter and derek “frolics in piles of leaves” nurse. their season is almost upon us
this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] reinvent myself on a college men's hockey team
Afab: ASSIGNED FROG AT BIRTH
more itty Bitty
when adam “holster” birkholtz was 19 years old he murdered a man in cold blood it simply was not relevant to bitty’s journey #truth
rereading check please + listening to a lot of chappel roan
samwell vs yale
Hey, folks!
If you've been loving Zine, Please! so far, you've probably noticed our amazing covers from volumes 1 and 2. They were both designed by our amazing cover designer and a beloved member of our community, @skinneybonboni.
Skinney is an amazing artist who I'm sure some of you saw was advertising emergency commissions in our server little while back to aid their housing and abuse survival emergency. Unfortunately, things have now escalated and they are no longer able to offer emergency commissions as they will have to sell their laptop.
They are, however, still accepting donations. If you're in a good financial spot and are willing to help out, us admins and Skinney would greatly appreciate that.
If you are unable to help financially, that is a-okay! We might all be in this sea together, but every boat sitch is diff, y'know? We'd appreciate a reblog to boost if you can! Thanks so much for hearing us out and being a part of our lovely little community.
(Check out Skinney's amazing covers for volumes 1 & 2!!)
good morning. zimbits honeymoon location where?
You're stuck in a 24 hour timeloop, and the only other person who is aware it's a timeloop is a member of SMH. In this scenario, they're someone you see as part of your daily routine often enough that you recognize each other, but you're acquaintances at most. Escaping the time loop will require you to work with them, and you both have a pretty good reason to want to escape. You'll eventually make it out regardless of who you pick, though some might take a little longer.
You can't pick Johnson, but you will encounter him in exactly one loop where he delivers some important information and be left wondering who or what he is even after you've escaped.
(edit: poll now lasts a week, there were only 5 votes)
zimbits sound of music au where bitty is maria and jack is captain von trapp
i’ve seen a lot of these going around and i just Know this fandom’s gonna have great justifications for our choices. spin the wheel and then vote above on the character you get! share your choice in the tags and reblog for a larger sample size 🩵
jack "intricate rituals" zimmermann
